Category: Articles

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The Psychic and the Psycho – A Match Made in Heaven? – by Smash

The Psychic and the Psycho – A Match Made in Heaven? – by Smash

We’ve all been there. The so-called Honeymoon Period.  Back when we were naïve – last Thursday, for some of us – and we thought that the fairer sex wa ...
Not every guy is trying to sleep with you

Not every guy is trying to sleep with you

The truth will set you free. Either that or it'll get you a punch in the nose.  - Nick Hornby   About a year ago I was out to dinner on a Fr ...
My mom let me borrow her computer to tell you I’m not a virgin

My mom let me borrow her computer to tell you I’m not a virgin

I’ve written various blunt articles about the ugly truths of dating and hooking up which elicit two types of responses.  One of which acknowledges the ...
Why men date up and women date down

Why men date up and women date down

Generally speaking, good looking people date other good looking people.  That doesn’t mean a nine always dates a nine, but for the most part, it’s in ...
Become a TTG contributor

Become a TTG contributor

We're offering up the opportunity to those who have above average capacity for comedy, whether you make funny memes, find funny memes, write serious a ...
Women Want Your Status:  The theory of trickle down attentionomics

Women Want Your Status: The theory of trickle down attentionomics

To be envied is the human being's chiefest joy. - Mark Twain It’s easy to say that women are only interested in guys with money.  That’s because we ...
I’ll Have Another Cosmo BJ Please

I’ll Have Another Cosmo BJ Please

I'll have another Cosmopolitan BJ please. -said no man ever There's a never ending article being published by Cosmopolitan magazine about the infini ...
Story Time:  A Female Hotel Guest Assaulted Me

Story Time: A Female Hotel Guest Assaulted Me

For a moment my sexual fantasy jumped on top of me.  Well, not exactly my sexual fantasy, more an approximation of the Platonic form of my sexual fant ...
Relationships or Flings:  Which one is better?

Relationships or Flings: Which one is better?

“That is how you get to be a writer, incidentally: you feel somehow marginal, somehow slightly off-balance all the time.” - Kurt Vonnegut Today, I’ ...
A Guide to Offending Liberals and Conservatives

A Guide to Offending Liberals and Conservatives

Most ignorance is vincible ignorance. We don't know because we don't want to know. - Aldous Huxley (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []) ...
Women:  Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

Women: Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” - David Sedaris (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle ...
Why do you guys write articles and do meme dumps?

Why do you guys write articles and do meme dumps?

This seems to be a popular question popping up on our posts from time to time recently.  We wanted to set the record straight once and for all.  We ar ...
Why We Write Articles

Why We Write Articles

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); “The first draft of anything is shit.” - Ernest Hemingway First, I’d like to acknowled ...
Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Over the lifespan of the Tasteless Gentlemen, I’ve drafted ample articles addressing the faults and shortcomings of the fairer sex. “Women,” to the la ...
Trumpdate: 1 month of Trump

Trumpdate: 1 month of Trump

4 weeks and 7 hours from now ago, our electoral process determined the new direction of America.  It was as if we had a second civil war, except this ...
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