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Why Women Give Horrible Dating Advice to Other Women

Why Women Give Horrible Dating Advice to Other Women

There are three things which I consider excellent advice. First, don't smoke to excess. Second, don't drink to excess. Third, don't marry to excess. ...
Apathy:  It’s What Women Want

Apathy: It’s What Women Want

  “Charm is a way of getting the answer ‘yes’ without asking a clear question” - Albert Camus   So you’re a little overweight, aver ...
A guide to adult spring break

A guide to adult spring break

“The trouble with superheroes is what to do between phone booths.” - Ben Kesey The older you get, the more you realize how far away you’ve travel ...
The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute

The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute

This site has been rendered useless as a means of providing memes to the masses. In a last ditch attempt to save the content we already put so much ti ...
25 ways America would have been better off without Independence

25 ways America would have been better off without Independence

On 2nd July 1776 – as any person who is alive will know – America voted to regard itself as a group of thirteen independent states and forever lost th ...
Sorry For The Disruptive User Experience

Sorry For The Disruptive User Experience

If you don't want to read the full article, please just hook us up with some likes/shares when you see our content on fb.  As many of you know, for mo ...
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Everyone on the list will receive promo code for our t-shirt of the month/ Join the TTG Email list so you never miss a hot new meme, fyre article or o ...
The Earth Is Flat – Get Over Yourself

The Earth Is Flat – Get Over Yourself

"We are more gullible and superstitious today than we were in the Middle Ages, and an example of modern credulity is the widespread belief that the Ea ...
Wash your willy and freshen your flange – or your genitalia may fail ya!

Wash your willy and freshen your flange – or your genitalia may fail ya!

Never has anyone imparted more profound information – many years ago when we both stepped tentatively into the dating arena – than a friend of mine wh ...
Ladies, your hypocrisy is showing, and it’s less appealing than your T&A photos

Ladies, your hypocrisy is showing, and it’s less appealing than your T&A photos

I am officially unable to keep my mouth shut about this any longer… and I’ve been good about remaining quiet for years (which is a monumental achi ...
How to…Not Get That Job You Never Wanted in the First Place

How to…Not Get That Job You Never Wanted in the First Place

Whilst some could argue that this piece is ill-fitting with Alex’s recent “Bad Job Interview Advice” meme-fest, it could be said to have a link, howev ...
Women are the cause of war

Women are the cause of war

“Most men are a little better than their circumstances give them a chance to be.”   - William Faulkner First, let me start out by admitting I agree ...
Why the Act of Relentless Apologizing Has Rendered the World Senseless!

Why the Act of Relentless Apologizing Has Rendered the World Senseless!

Elton John once sang, “Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word.” Wrong! Lately, it seems to me that every man and his dog are apologizing for something, ...
Accents, Sexy or Not?

Accents, Sexy or Not?

You Say Tom-ay-to, I Say Fruit of the Solanum Lycopersicum Accents. We all have them, but what is it about them that can turn us from being sane, rat ...
Why you should never take a woman to dinner on the 1st date

Why you should never take a woman to dinner on the 1st date

Rule #1:  Never take a woman to dinner on the first date.  I worked at a hotel when I was in college and my manager had hired her roommate and best fr ...
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