Author: Alex Jordan


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Alex JordanExpert at leaving women disappointed physically and emotionally. Writer. Drinker. Humorist. Underachiever.

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Big Friday Fan Dump

Big Friday Fan Dump

Congratulations on making it through another week. Now you have just about forty more years to go until you're done. I don't want to do the math on ho ...
Mother’s Day Meme Dump

Mother’s Day Meme Dump

Today is Mother's day so I decided to give my mom a call first thing this morning to tell her I love her. It went just like all our other conversation ...
FML Confessions Dump

FML Confessions Dump

We all have our good days and we all have our bad days. The important thing to remember is that there are always people out there who have it worse th ...
Why Women Give Horrible Dating Advice to Other Women

Why Women Give Horrible Dating Advice to Other Women

There are three things which I consider excellent advice. First, don't smoke to excess. Second, don't drink to excess. Third, don't marry to excess. ...
James Fridman Ruins People with Photoshop

James Fridman Ruins People with Photoshop

If you have twitter, I highly suggest you follow James Fridman.  He absolutely destroys people with their photoshop requests.  There are very few acco ...
Cringe Away

Cringe Away

Where do they come from? We will never know. They have fewer friends than Star Wars and Stark Trek nerds. They have a hatred for women but claim to be ...
High Quality Tweets

High Quality Tweets

Due to powers beyond our control, we can no longer put memes on page 1. Our lord and savior Marccus Zuckerchrist believes memes to be of very low valu ...
Neckbeard Cringe

Neckbeard Cringe

If you ever wondered what all the edgelords on 4chan look like in real life, this is it. These are the people who spend hours of their meaningless liv ...
Dark Bert and Ernie Memes

Dark Bert and Ernie Memes

On the surface Sesame Street seems like an innocent, family friendly show that can help entertain children as well as help them grow into well rounded ...
People Caught Lying on Social Media

People Caught Lying on Social Media

When it comes to social media you can exaggerate all you want to make your life seem like it's amazing, but when you start posting bad photoshop, fake ...
Relationship Meme Dump

Relationship Meme Dump

I'm not one for relationships. I consider anything more than three dates to be a long term relationships so anything I know about marriage and relatio ...
Cringe Fest: The Worst People in the World

Cringe Fest: The Worst People in the World

After going through all of these it makes sense why monks will light themselves on fire, why people jump off cliffs, why people shoot themselves, why ...
Tinder Smash or Pass:  Morning Glory Edition – moved

Tinder Smash or Pass: Morning Glory Edition – moved

Every morning I sit on the crapper and swipe through Tinder. Every woman should take solace in the fact that if we match on Tinder, odds are I hit tha ...
15 Dark Memes on Sesame Street

15 Dark Memes on Sesame Street

One of my favorite things to do is take something completely pure and simple from my youth and corrupt it with my twisted and warped sense of humor. I ...
The Women of Tinder:  Smash or Pass – moved

The Women of Tinder: Smash or Pass – moved

We're back for another edition of smash or pass where everybody gets to pretend like they aren't just swiping right without looking until they run out ...
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