Author: Alex Jordan


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Alex JordanExpert at leaving women disappointed physically and emotionally. Writer. Drinker. Humorist. Underachiever.

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Historical memes – moved

Historical memes – moved

I have a feeling that this next generation is going to learn all about history through memes. I can't tell if this is a good thing, or a bad thing, be ...
Petty Reasons People Ended Relationships

Petty Reasons People Ended Relationships

I'm usually not one to breakup with a woman for something too petty. No, I usually start relationships with women who are everything you would want in ...
Things That Make You Feel Old

Things That Make You Feel Old

Yes we're getting old and it took hooking up with an 18 year old off Tinder to make me realize just how big the age gap is getting. For example, when ...
Bathroom Pooetry

Bathroom Pooetry

Banksy has put his art up all over the world from Israel to New York City but the one place his art has never gone is the bathroom stall. So this is p ...
Savage Things.  Savage Memes

Savage Things. Savage Memes

This morning I woke up feeling a little extra spicy. A little extra savage. It is Friday so that puts me in the mood to offend people and make bad dec ...
The Best From the Comments Section

The Best From the Comments Section

We post 20+ times a day to our Facebook page and see thousands of comments every single day. So to show our appreciation, what we are doing is making ...
McDonald’s Meme Dump

McDonald’s Meme Dump

I've had McDonald's twice in the past 5 years and I regretted it each time. Once was in Vegas at about five in the morning which left me in the bathr ...
People Who Shouldn’t Reproduce

People Who Shouldn’t Reproduce

The sad truth s the people who end up reproducing the most are the people who shouldn't be reproducing at all in the first place. They have a weak pul ...
The Internet Lives On Cringe

The Internet Lives On Cringe

Every day we stray further and further from God's life. Here's the proof. There was this potential school shooter I went to middle school with and I'm ...
People Getting Roasted

People Getting Roasted

For some reason, people enjoy getting made fun of. Every time I go to a comedy show I try to sit in the front to see if the comedian will pick on me. ...
Social Media Cringe:  How Do These People Function?

Social Media Cringe: How Do These People Function?

As you go through life, you start to assume that further you go, the less you will encounter really stupid people. In high school, it was expected. Th ...
Mother’s Day Meme Dump

Mother’s Day Meme Dump

Today is Mother's day so I decided to give my mom a call first thing this morning to tell her I love her. It went just like all our other conversation ...
Smash Or Pass From The Weekend

Smash Or Pass From The Weekend

If you're like me, then you spend all weekend getting drunk, swiping right and hopefully having unprotected encounters with the female kind. The great ...
Wild And Savage Meme Dump

Wild And Savage Meme Dump

it's Friday which means it's time to put away that PC facade and dust off some savageness for the weekend. Here's something to get you in the mood to ...
FML Confessions Dump

FML Confessions Dump

We all have our good days and we all have our bad days. The important thing to remember is that there are always people out there who have it worse th ...
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