Author: Alex Jordan


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Alex JordanExpert at leaving women disappointed physically and emotionally. Writer. Drinker. Humorist. Underachiever.

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Big Friday Fan Dump

Big Friday Fan Dump

Congratulations on making it through another week. Now you have just about forty more years to go until you're done. I don't want to do the math on ho ...
Historical memes – moved

Historical memes – moved

This site has been rendered useless as a means of providing memes to the masses. In a last ditch attempt to save the content we already put so much ti ...
Petty Reasons People Ended Relationships – moved

Petty Reasons People Ended Relationships – moved

I'm usually not one to breakup with a woman for something too petty. No, I usually start relationships with women who are everything you would want in ...
Things That Make You Feel Old – moved

Things That Make You Feel Old – moved

Yes we're getting old and it took hooking up with an 18 year old off Tinder to make me realize just how big the age gap is getting. For example, when ...
Bathroom Pooetry – moved

Bathroom Pooetry – moved

Banksy has put his art up all over the world from Israel to New York City but the one place his art has never gone is the bathroom stall. So this is p ...
Savage Things.  Savage Memes – moved

Savage Things. Savage Memes – moved

This morning I woke up feeling a little extra spicy. A little extra savage. It is Friday so that puts me in the mood to offend people and make bad dec ...
The Best From the Comments Section – moved

The Best From the Comments Section – moved

We post 20+ times a day to our Facebook page and see thousands of comments every single day. So to show our appreciation, what we are doing is making ...
McDonald’s Meme Dump – moved

McDonald’s Meme Dump – moved

I've had McDonald's twice in the past 5 years and I regretted it each time. Once was in Vegas at about five in the morning which left me in the bathr ...
People Who Shouldn’t Reproduce – moved

People Who Shouldn’t Reproduce – moved

The sad truth s the people who end up reproducing the most are the people who shouldn't be reproducing at all in the first place. They have a weak pul ...
The Internet Lives On Cringe – moved

The Internet Lives On Cringe – moved

Every day we stray further and further from God's life. Here's the proof. There was this potential school shooter I went to middle school with and I'm ...
People Getting Roasted – moved

People Getting Roasted – moved

For some reason, people enjoy getting made fun of. Every time I go to a comedy show I try to sit in the front to see if the comedian will pick on me. ...
Social Media Cringe:  How Do These People Function? – moved

Social Media Cringe: How Do These People Function? – moved

As you go through life, you start to assume that further you go, the less you will encounter really stupid people. In high school, it was expected. Th ...
Mother’s Day Meme Dump

Mother’s Day Meme Dump

Today is Mother's day so I decided to give my mom a call first thing this morning to tell her I love her. It went just like all our other conversation ...
Smash Or Pass From The Weekend – moved

Smash Or Pass From The Weekend – moved

If you're like me, then you spend all weekend getting drunk, swiping right and hopefully having unprotected encounters with the female kind. The great ...
Wild And Savage Meme Dump – moved

Wild And Savage Meme Dump – moved

it's Friday which means it's time to put away that PC facade and dust off some savageness for the weekend. Here's something to get you in the mood to ...
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