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Why do men continue to flog the dolphin while in a relationship?

Why do men continue to flog the dolphin while in a relationship?

When women ask why men in relationships still handle their business...  show them this!  I don’t honestly prefer handling myself to intercourse. It ...
Your vomit-inducing Facebook comments are ruining the Internet

Your vomit-inducing Facebook comments are ruining the Internet

Life is all about relationships… with family, friends, lovers, pets, enemies, significant others, etc. Without such connections, let’s face it, life w ...
Tales From The Dance Floor:  Vol 2

Tales From The Dance Floor: Vol 2

Dancers are not above fighting over customers and it's usually about who's regular is who's, and stepping on one another's toes. The gold standard of ...
Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

One piece of paper can fuck up everything. It’s very similar to the word “relationship” except on a much higher level, marriage is a surefire way to e ...
It’s time to face the music: women don’t do Anything

It’s time to face the music: women don’t do Anything

Let’s face it, most women don’t do shit. Now, before all of you proud vagina owners go getting your granny panties in a bunch, please note the adjecti ...
You’re Not a Jerk Just Because She Didn’t Get What She Wanted

You’re Not a Jerk Just Because She Didn’t Get What She Wanted

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.” - Kurt Vonnegut Throughout my college years I worked man ...
Top 10 Donald Trump Quotes

Top 10 Donald Trump Quotes

Here you go, our list of our top 10 favorite Donald Trump quotes, please enjoy them. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 10 ...
A Drinker’s Guide to Life

A Drinker’s Guide to Life

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” - Hemingway (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); My great grandpa once said t ...
The Value of Lady Parts-Stock:  A Global Commodity

The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity

I had the recent pleasure of meeting one of The Tasteless Gentlemen staff writers. I won't name names, but she is a redhead. I am a friendly bartender ...
The Value of Lady Parts-Stock:  A Global Commodity

The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity

I had the recent pleasure of meeting one of The Tasteless Gentlemen staff writers. I won't name names, but she is a redhead. I am a friendly bartender ...
How to Be Single During the Holidays

How to Be Single During the Holidays

“Love, it turns out, is as undemocratic as money, so it accumulates around people who have plenty of it already: the sane, the healthy, the lovable.” ...
Romantic Comedies and the Fantasy Boyfriend

Romantic Comedies and the Fantasy Boyfriend

“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.” - Oscar Wilde Ever noticed the look your gi ...
Gutless Companies are the Real Problem.  Not Social Justice Warriors

Gutless Companies are the Real Problem. Not Social Justice Warriors

For a long time I’ve railed against social justice warriors as misguided.  I've always said that while what they are fighting for is noble, their effo ...
New Official Facebook Page:  Link On Website For Proof

New Official Facebook Page: Link On Website For Proof

New Official Facebook page right here We have risen from the ashes.  Make sure you're not following a fake page and click the link below to confirm ...
Facebook Unpublished The Tasteless Gentlemen

Facebook Unpublished The Tasteless Gentlemen

For the second time since we started The Tasteless Gentlemen, Facebook has unpublished our page without any explanation.  All we can do is appeal this ...
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