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A Guide to Offending Liberals and Conservatives

A Guide to Offending Liberals and Conservatives

Most ignorance is vincible ignorance. We don't know because we don't want to know. - Aldous Huxley (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []) ...
Women:  Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

Women: Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” - David Sedaris (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle ...
Why do you guys write articles and do meme dumps?

Why do you guys write articles and do meme dumps?

This seems to be a popular question popping up on our posts from time to time recently.  We wanted to set the record straight once and for all.  We ar ...
Why We Write Articles

Why We Write Articles

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); “The first draft of anything is shit.” - Ernest Hemingway First, I’d like to acknowled ...
Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Over the lifespan of the Tasteless Gentlemen, I’ve drafted ample articles addressing the faults and shortcomings of the fairer sex. “Women,” to the la ...
Trumpdate: 1 month of Trump

Trumpdate: 1 month of Trump

4 weeks and 7 hours from now ago, our electoral process determined the new direction of America.  It was as if we had a second civil war, except this ...
Why do men continue to flog the dolphin while in a relationship?

Why do men continue to flog the dolphin while in a relationship?

When women ask why men in relationships still handle their business...  show them this!  I don’t honestly prefer handling myself to intercourse. It ...
My Mexican Girlfriend

My Mexican Girlfriend

I’ve found myself in an equation like this before: Me + a beautiful woman + a mutual attraction + an emotional bond = bisexual tension. Before I conti ...
Your vomit-inducing Facebook comments are ruining the Internet

Your vomit-inducing Facebook comments are ruining the Internet

Life is all about relationships… with family, friends, lovers, pets, enemies, significant others, etc. Without such connections, let’s face it, life w ...
Tales From The Dance Floor:  Vol 2

Tales From The Dance Floor: Vol 2

Dancers are not above fighting over customers and it's usually about who's regular is who's, and stepping on one another's toes. The gold standard of ...
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