We all see you. We all know your type. You’re the woman who’s had a string of failed relationships over the course of your life… all of which we know about because you can’t stop posting about the reasons for why you’re single. You know, those vomit-inducing inspirational quotes and memes you share on a daily basis because you’re unwilling to admit to yourself or anyone else that it’s your own damn fault for being single… not men, or God, or other women.
“Yes, I’m single, and you have to be amazing to change that…” News flash: you’re not that amazing. “Amazing” people don’t have to continually tell the world how incredible they are. Why? Because truly amazing people also tend to be the most humble. Stop putting yourself in the “amazing” category, and subsequently turning down every male who doesn’t seem to fit similar criteria. Perhaps try giving a “normal,” “nice” dude a shot, as they’re much more in your wheelhouse.
“Amazing” people don’t have to continually tell the world how incredible they are. Why? Because truly amazing people also tend to be the most humble.
“God is waiting for the right moment to send me the love I seek…” Religious beliefs aside, this is about as laden with bull shit as when I say, “Oh, I thought I had a condom,” or, “I swear, my wallet was in my back pocket when I left the house.” God has nothing to do with your single status. In fact, I’m confident He/She would be utterly livid about you using Him/Her as a fucking scapegoat for being an annoying bitch. A dozen men didn’t leave you because that was God’s “plan;” they left you because they couldn’t stand you. Harsh though it may be, that’s the truth.