You’re Single Because You’re An Insufferable Cunt

You’re Single Because You’re An Insufferable Cunt

We all see you. We all know your type. You’re the woman who’s had a string of failed relationships over the course of your life… all of which we know about because you can’t stop posting about the reasons for why you’re single. You know, those vomit-inducing inspirational quotes and memes you share on a daily basis because you’re unwilling to admit to yourself or anyone else that it’s your own damn fault for being single… not men, or God, or other women. 

“Yes, I’m single, and you have to be amazing to change that…” News flash: you’re not that amazing. “Amazing” people don’t have to continually tell the world how incredible they are. Why? Because truly amazing people also tend to be the most humble. Stop putting yourself in the “amazing” category, and subsequently turning down every male who doesn’t seem to fit similar criteria. Perhaps try giving a “normal,” “nice” dude a shot, as they’re much more in your wheelhouse. 

“Amazing” people don’t have to continually tell the world how incredible they are. Why? Because truly amazing people also tend to be the most humble.

“God is waiting for the right moment to send me the love I seek…” Religious beliefs aside, this is about as laden with bull shit as when I say, “Oh, I thought I had a condom,” or, “I swear, my wallet was in my back pocket when I left the house.” God has nothing to do with your single status. In fact, I’m confident He/She would be utterly livid about you using Him/Her as a fucking scapegoat for being an annoying bitch. A dozen men didn’t leave you because that was God’s “plan;” they left you because they couldn’t stand you. Harsh though it may be, that’s the truth.


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    Polly huxley 8 years

    That’s exactly why im single.

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    Norma 8 years

    Newsflash: everybody has emotions. Even you, tasteless harshman!! Buhbye ????

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    Rory Steele 8 years

    Nvm what anyone else says, I think you hit the nail on the head.

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    Brad 8 years

    Leave us fags alone too. We don’t give a shit about WHAT goes on above OR below your waist.

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    Aaron 8 years

    Article written by neckbeard virgin. Too aggressive; almost as if this is directed at someone – as if there is emotion behind all this.

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      wombat 8 years

      Emotions r bad mkay

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      Karol 8 years

      Articles with no emotions are boring. People are not fucking robots.

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      Goatee Casanova 8 years

      One day you’re gonna realize that all of us already know that the only people that use terms like ‘neckbeard’ or ‘virgin’, are neckbeards and/or virgins themselves.
      – The entire internet

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    Stephen 8 years

    This should be a fucking how-to for dudes, as well. You work your ass off to impress some snotty cunt, and you’re just teaching her to continue being a snotty cunt because you’ll bend over backwards for a glimpse of the pussy and she knows it. Stop enabling these bitches to be bitchy with other men. Tell her to fuck right off. Eventually, she’ll figure it out.

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      Tommy 8 years

      No she’ll go fuck the dude with enough game to humor her dumb ass lol

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      Raspberry 8 years

      What you just said should be teached in scools, my brother! Lots and lots of SIMPs (someone idolizing mediocre pussy).

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      Leki 8 years

      Amen to that

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      Max 8 years

      I agree. Men need to have higher standards. Most men just want to date a woman who they find physically attractive…

      Though, since those men are unenlightened morons, I guess they get what they’re worth, don’t they…

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    Sarah 8 years

    Give me a facking break! You stupid males are the pickiest bastards around! I was single for nearly a decade and finally have someone! The guys who rejected me were beneath me, I was lowering my standards for them.

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    Duna 8 years

    LOL Comments are too funny. Seems a lot of people are missing the point.

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    Phillip 8 years

    Polly your comments alone scare most guys away not to mention your ugly picture . You are not Gods gift to Men.
    Gods gift to Men
    Paris Hilton
    Miley Cyrus
    Halley Berry
    Britney Spears
    Sharon Stone
    Kim Kardashian
    Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter

    My dear unless you look like these beautiful talented Women , I suggest you stick your opinions up your ass.

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