Category: Articles
The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute
This site has been rendered useless as a means of providing memes to the masses. In a last ditch attempt to save the content we already put so much ti ...
25 ways America would have been better off without Independence
On 2nd July 1776 – as any person who is alive will know – America voted to regard itself as a group of thirteen independent states and forever lost th ...
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The Earth Is Flat – Get Over Yourself
"We are more gullible and superstitious today than we were in the Middle Ages, and an example of modern credulity is the widespread belief that the Ea ...
Wash your willy and freshen your flange – or your genitalia may fail ya!
Never has anyone imparted more profound information – many years ago when we both stepped tentatively into the dating arena – than a friend of mine wh ...
Ladies, your hypocrisy is showing, and it’s less appealing than your T&A photos
I am officially unable to keep my mouth shut about this any longer… and I’ve been good about remaining quiet for years (which is a monumental achi ...
How to…Not Get That Job You Never Wanted in the First Place
Whilst some could argue that this piece is ill-fitting with Alex’s recent “Bad Job Interview Advice” meme-fest, it could be said to have a link, howev ...
Why the Act of Relentless Apologizing Has Rendered the World Senseless!
Elton John once sang, “Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word.”
Wrong!
Lately, it seems to me that every man and his dog are apologizing for something, ...
Accents, Sexy or Not?
You Say Tom-ay-to, I Say Fruit of the Solanum Lycopersicum
Accents. We all have them, but what is it about them that can turn us from being sane, rat ...
The Psychic and the Psycho – A Match Made in Heaven? – by Smash
We’ve all been there. The so-called Honeymoon Period. Back when we were naïve – last Thursday, for some of us – and we thought that the fairer sex wa ...
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I’ll Have Another Cosmo BJ Please – moved
I'll have another Cosmopolitan BJ please.
-said no man ever
There's a never ending article being published by Cosmopolitan magazine about the infini ...
Why do you guys write articles and do meme dumps?
This seems to be a popular question popping up on our posts from time to time recently. We wanted to set the record straight once and for all. We ar ...
Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses
Over the lifespan of the Tasteless Gentlemen, I’ve drafted ample articles addressing the faults and shortcomings of the fairer sex. “Women,” to the la ...