Category: Dating

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Ask the Tasteless Gentlemen

Ask the Tasteless Gentlemen

For our next episode, we will be drawing from our collective life experience and misadventures to give you our take on anything from dating to career ...
Accents, Sexy or Not?

Accents, Sexy or Not?

You Say Tom-ay-to, I Say Fruit of the Solanum Lycopersicum Accents. We all have them, but what is it about them that can turn us from being sane, rat ...
Why you should never take a woman to dinner on the 1st date

Why you should never take a woman to dinner on the 1st date

Rule #1:  Never take a woman to dinner on the first date.  I worked at a hotel when I was in college and my manager had hired her roommate and best fr ...
The Psychic and the Psycho – A Match Made in Heaven? – by Smash

The Psychic and the Psycho – A Match Made in Heaven? – by Smash

We’ve all been there. The so-called Honeymoon Period.  Back when we were naïve – last Thursday, for some of us – and we thought that the fairer sex wa ...
Not every guy is trying to sleep with you

Not every guy is trying to sleep with you

The truth will set you free. Either that or it'll get you a punch in the nose.  - Nick Hornby   About a year ago I was out to dinner on a Fr ...
Why men date up and women date down

Why men date up and women date down

Generally speaking, good looking people date other good looking people.  That doesn’t mean a nine always dates a nine, but for the most part, it’s in ...
Famous Women You Didn’t Realize Are Sugar Mamas

Famous Women You Didn’t Realize Are Sugar Mamas

I need a sugar mama!! This is the dream. Imagine hooking up with women in a house that your ex-wife paid for, slamming lines off the marble counter to ...
Women Want Your Status:  The theory of trickle down attentionomics

Women Want Your Status: The theory of trickle down attentionomics

To be envied is the human being's chiefest joy. - Mark Twain It’s easy to say that women are only interested in guys with money.  That’s because we ...
Relationships or Flings:  Which one is better?

Relationships or Flings: Which one is better?

“That is how you get to be a writer, incidentally: you feel somehow marginal, somehow slightly off-balance all the time.” - Kurt Vonnegut Today, I’ ...
Women:  Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

Women: Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” - David Sedaris (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle ...
Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Over the lifespan of the Tasteless Gentlemen, I’ve drafted ample articles addressing the faults and shortcomings of the fairer sex. “Women,” to the la ...
Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

One piece of paper can fuck up everything. It’s very similar to the word “relationship” except on a much higher level, marriage is a surefire way to e ...
The Value of Lady Parts-Stock:  A Global Commodity

The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity

I had the recent pleasure of meeting one of The Tasteless Gentlemen staff writers. I won't name names, but she is a redhead. I am a friendly bartender ...
If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal

If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal

"What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after." Ernest Hemingway This is a TTG point for point rebuttal ...
You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date

You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date

“My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe..” Mark T ...
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