Famous Women You Didn’t Realize Are Sugar Mamas

I need a sugar mama!! This is the dream. Imagine hooking up with women in a house that your ex-wife paid for, slamming lines off the marble counter top, rubbing your balls on every surface. THIS IS THE DREAM! Madonna is paying for Guy Richie. Blessed. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Good, she is older than dirt. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Get Paid. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. The kid never graduated high school. Rosanne Barr and Tom Arnold. She’s pretty rough, so this makes sense. Liza Minelli and David Gest. Only married a year, but got that $60 million! Aye. Ivana Trump and Rossano Rubicondi. She was robbing the cradle, who cares. Christina Aguilera and Matt Rutler. Get that money manne. Katy Perry and Russell Brandt. No prenup… Janet Jackson and Rene Elizondo. Got PAID. Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott. Sad. Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. $160m and chillin’. Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart. 10k weekly allowance, yes! Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. The money is coming. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry. She is paying child support. Anne Hathaway and Raffaello Forrierio. He’s a legit scam artist. Elton John and David Furnish. Didn’t get paid but was living the dream.