Category: Dating
Ask the Tasteless Gentlemen
For our next episode, we will be drawing from our collective life experience and misadventures to give you our take on anything from dating to career ...
Smash or Pass 5 – Women On Tinder
This is the most fun thing on the Internet, judging people you'll never meet and deciding if they are smashworthy on based on a picture and short abou ...
Smash or Pass 4 – Women On Tinder
Everyone's favorite game, since the dawn of Internets there was Hot or Not, and since then the game has evolved into an actual real life decision: Sma ...
Accents, Sexy or Not?
You Say Tom-ay-to, I Say Fruit of the Solanum Lycopersicum
Accents. We all have them, but what is it about them that can turn us from being sane, rat ...
The Psychic and the Psycho – A Match Made in Heaven? – by Smash
We’ve all been there. The so-called Honeymoon Period. Back when we were naïve – last Thursday, for some of us – and we thought that the fairer sex wa ...
Famous Women You Didn’t Realize Are Sugar Mamas
I need a sugar mama!! This is the dream. Imagine hooking up with women in a house that your ex-wife paid for, slamming lines off the marble counter to ...
For all the dudes with side chicks
This whole gallery is dedicated to the guys who are wild enough to try balancing 2 chicks at the same time. Our hat goes off to you, we know it ain't ...
Tails From The Trenches
Our fans had some interesting stories, we'll let you be the judge of which ones were the best and worst Tinder/POF/online dating experiences...
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Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses
Over the lifespan of the Tasteless Gentlemen, I’ve drafted ample articles addressing the faults and shortcomings of the fairer sex. “Women,” to the la ...
Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet
One piece of paper can fuck up everything. It’s very similar to the word “relationship” except on a much higher level, marriage is a surefire way to e ...
The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity
I had the recent pleasure of meeting one of The Tasteless Gentlemen staff writers. I won't name names, but she is a redhead. I am a friendly bartender ...
If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal
"What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after." Ernest Hemingway
This is a TTG point for point rebuttal ...
You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date
“My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe..” Mark T ...
Attagirl!!! You’ve Taken Your Attention-Whorishness To A Whole New Level
Attagirl!!! You’ve Taken Your Attention-Whorishness To A Whole New Level
Look, I'm not the best looking guy in the world... but some women have thoug ...
You’re Single Because You’re An Insufferable Cunt
We all see you. We all know your type. You're the woman who's had a string of failed relationships over the course of your life... all of which we kno ...