Here’s a list of the only acceptable concert/festival outfits for guys
- jeans (less than 1 hole in them)
- t-shirt (less than 20% of the front has a graphic)
- shoes (yea, no sandals dipshit)
- hoodie (if weather dips below 50 degrees; 60, if you’re a gargantuan vagina)
BY GENTLEMAN BRADLEY
Happy concerting and festival-ing!