Ten ways to keep your man happy

Ten ways to keep your man happy

Ten ways to keep your man happy…

  1. When he gets home from a long day of work, just be quiet.  
  2. After sex, be quiet.  
  3. When he’s up early in the morning, be quiet.  
  4. When he’s watching sports, be quiet.  
  5. When he’s eating dinner, be quiet.  
  6. When he’s telling a story, be quiet.  
  7. When he’s fixing something, be quiet
  8. When he’s driving, be quiet.
  9. When he’s trying to think of a place to eat because you won’t pick one, be quiet.  
  10.  Talk all you want during sex.  

You’re welcome.



COMMENTS

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    Emily 5 years

    Pretty sure you don’t want me talking as much as I want during sex. With all that “non talking” I’ve just saved it up and will then talk bullshit: “What do you want for dinner next week?”. “Did you pay the water bill?”. “I got my nails done, but they shaped them round, not squareoval like I asked”. “Karen got yelled at my her boss today and cried at work”. “Do you love me?”. “My parents are spending the weekend with us, sorry I forgot to tell you”. “I think one of the kids is sick”. “Do you love me?”. “We have back to school night Thursday”. “We have to go to Jill’s housewarming party on Sunday so you can’t watch the game”. “Are you listening to me?”. “Do you love me?”.

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      JN 5 years

      Leave it to a woman to fuck the fantasy up for us all.

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        Emily 5 years

        Just being honest, and you know it’s true!
        But seriously, they were remiss in rule #10. It would be loads better as: talk DIRTY all you want during sex. This is much more appealing, to not only myself, but gentlemen everywhere I’m sure.

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          yea cuz getting sex isnt good enough on top of needing to hear somebitch talkin to you even know what its like bein a man.. getting sex is more then enough you could be juggling knives wile im fucking you and its enough smh

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            Emily 5 years

            Didn’t quite understand all of what you said…but I think you’re into knife play and want me to juggle during sex…

            Sure “getting” sex is good enough, (and please don’t say getting. Sex is not a gift or present that a girl gives you, unless you’re fucking on your birthday) but isn’t it better when you’re balls deep in some chick and she’s screaming “fuck me harder Daddy! Cum in me and fill up my fuck hole” or, ya know…whatever.

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            John 5 years

            …this^

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    @ Emily , woman be quiet!

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      Emily 5 years

      I know one sure fire way to shut a chick up 🙂

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