Tag: dating

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Apathy:  It’s What Women Want

Apathy: It’s What Women Want

  “Charm is a way of getting the answer ‘yes’ without asking a clear question” - Albert Camus   So you’re a little overweight, aver ...
The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute

The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute

This site has been rendered useless as a means of providing memes to the masses. In a last ditch attempt to save the content we already put so much ti ...
Why men date up and women date down

Why men date up and women date down

Generally speaking, good looking people date other good looking people.  That doesn’t mean a nine always dates a nine, but for the most part, it’s in ...
Women Want Your Status:  The theory of trickle down attentionomics

Women Want Your Status: The theory of trickle down attentionomics

To be envied is the human being's chiefest joy. - Mark Twain It’s easy to say that women are only interested in guys with money.  That’s because we ...
Relationships or Flings:  Which one is better?

Relationships or Flings: Which one is better?

“That is how you get to be a writer, incidentally: you feel somehow marginal, somehow slightly off-balance all the time.” - Kurt Vonnegut Today, I’ ...
Women:  Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

Women: Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” - David Sedaris (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle ...
Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Over the lifespan of the Tasteless Gentlemen, I’ve drafted ample articles addressing the faults and shortcomings of the fairer sex. “Women,” to the la ...
Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

One piece of paper can fuck up everything. It’s very similar to the word “relationship” except on a much higher level, marriage is a surefire way to e ...
It’s time to face the music: women don’t do Anything

It’s time to face the music: women don’t do Anything

Let’s face it, most women don’t do shit. Now, before all of you proud vagina owners go getting your granny panties in a bunch, please note the adjecti ...
You’re Not a Jerk Just Because She Didn’t Get What She Wanted

You’re Not a Jerk Just Because She Didn’t Get What She Wanted

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.” - Kurt Vonnegut Throughout my college years I worked man ...
The Value of Lady Parts-Stock:  A Global Commodity

The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity

I had the recent pleasure of meeting one of The Tasteless Gentlemen staff writers. I won't name names, but she is a redhead. I am a friendly bartender ...
How to Be Single During the Holidays

How to Be Single During the Holidays

“Love, it turns out, is as undemocratic as money, so it accumulates around people who have plenty of it already: the sane, the healthy, the lovable.” ...
If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal

If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal

"What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after." Ernest Hemingway This is a TTG point for point rebuttal ...
You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date

You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date

“My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe..” Mark T ...
Romantic Comedies and the Fantasy Boyfriend

Romantic Comedies and the Fantasy Boyfriend

“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.” - Oscar Wilde Ever noticed the look your gi ...
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