Tag: dating

The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute

The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute

This site has been rendered useless as a means of providing memes to the masses. In a last ditch attempt to save the content we already put so much ti ...
Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Over the lifespan of the Tasteless Gentlemen, I’ve drafted ample articles addressing the faults and shortcomings of the fairer sex. “Women,” to the la ...
Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

One piece of paper can fuck up everything. It’s very similar to the word “relationship” except on a much higher level, marriage is a surefire way to e ...
It’s time to face the music: women don’t do Anything

It’s time to face the music: women don’t do Anything

Let’s face it, most women don’t do shit. Now, before all of you proud vagina owners go getting your granny panties in a bunch, please note the adjecti ...
The Value of Lady Parts-Stock:  A Global Commodity

The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity

I had the recent pleasure of meeting one of The Tasteless Gentlemen staff writers. I won't name names, but she is a redhead. I am a friendly bartender ...
If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal

If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal

"What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after." Ernest Hemingway This is a TTG point for point rebuttal ...
You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date

You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date

“My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe..” Mark T ...
You gotta do whatever you can to gain an advantage

You gotta do whatever you can to gain an advantage

I need a cane, a dog and some sunglasses asap! Max Jr - Blind for the booty ...
“Strong Independent women”

“Strong Independent women”

Strong Independent women (Each characteristic lifted from an actual article and the description rewritten by yours truly) 1. They don’t neglect ...
‘I just want a bad boy!’ Just stop… – moved

‘I just want a bad boy!’ Just stop… – moved

I can’t begin to tell you how many times I’ve heard a female utter the above phrase in reference to the fact she’s grown weary of dating “good guys” ( ...
Grandma knows you’re a whore!

Grandma knows you’re a whore!

Common sense isn’t common, and grandma thinks you’re a whore A few years back, I coined the phrase “Common sense is not common.” I sincerely doubt I ...
When Women Ask Why Men In Relationships Jerk Off, Show Them This

When Women Ask Why Men In Relationships Jerk Off, Show Them This

When women ask why men in relationships still handle their business...  show them this!  I don’t honestly prefer handling myself to intercourse. It ...
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