Tag: dating
The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute
This site has been rendered useless as a means of providing memes to the masses. In a last ditch attempt to save the content we already put so much ti ...
![Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses](https://tastelessgentlemen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/person-couple-love-romantic.jpg)
Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses
Over the lifespan of the Tasteless Gentlemen, I’ve drafted ample articles addressing the faults and shortcomings of the fairer sex. “Women,” to the la ...
![Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet](https://tastelessgentlemen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/111111111111.jpg)
Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet
One piece of paper can fuck up everything. It’s very similar to the word “relationship” except on a much higher level, marriage is a surefire way to e ...
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It’s time to face the music: women don’t do Anything
Let’s face it, most women don’t do shit. Now, before all of you proud vagina owners go getting your granny panties in a bunch, please note the adjecti ...
![The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity](https://tastelessgentlemen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/money-finance-wealth-currency-68148.jpg)
The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity
I had the recent pleasure of meeting one of The Tasteless Gentlemen staff writers. I won't name names, but she is a redhead. I am a friendly bartender ...
![If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal](https://tastelessgentlemen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/croppes.jpg)
If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal
"What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after." Ernest Hemingway
This is a TTG point for point rebuttal ...
![You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date](https://tastelessgentlemen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/alex.jpg)
You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date
“My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe..” Mark T ...
![You gotta do whatever you can to gain an advantage You gotta do whatever you can to gain an advantage](https://tastelessgentlemen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/maxresdefault10.jpg)
You gotta do whatever you can to gain an advantage
I need a cane, a dog and some sunglasses asap!
Max Jr - Blind for the booty ...
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“Strong Independent women”
Strong Independent women
(Each characteristic lifted from an actual article and the description rewritten by yours truly)
1. They don’t neglect ...
![‘I just want a bad boy!’ Just stop… – moved ‘I just want a bad boy!’ Just stop… – moved](https://tastelessgentlemen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/03113830_1259-1.jpg)
‘I just want a bad boy!’ Just stop… – moved
I can’t begin to tell you how many times I’ve heard a female utter the above phrase in reference to the fact she’s grown weary of dating “good guys” ( ...
![Grandma knows you’re a whore! Grandma knows you’re a whore!](https://tastelessgentlemen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/427798745.gif)
Grandma knows you’re a whore!
Common sense isn’t common, and grandma thinks you’re a whore
A few years back, I coined the phrase “Common sense is not common.” I sincerely doubt I ...
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When Women Ask Why Men In Relationships Jerk Off, Show Them This
When women ask why men in relationships still handle their business...
show them this!
I don’t honestly prefer handling myself to intercourse. It ...
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