The reason you’re the one before is the eyebrows, but I’m not on tinder looking for a wife, I already have one of those, and they suck, so I’ll smash.
Lifeline – I’d like to phone a friend so we can 2x smash.
That’s very thoughtful to remove any obstructions, and so do I – backdoor smash.
By the powers of Phi Beta Alpha – Smash.
I’m going to need you to take the Plan B first, but then I’d down – smash.
I prefer my women wearing denim and tied to a tree – smash.
Need to get you some of those Jackie O sunglasses, and then smash.
Taxation is Theft – pass.
Well… at least someone is gonna smash.
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