And let’s also not forget that by nature, a majority of male musicians are more emotional than most women
Perhaps your bad-boy desires equate to seeking a muscle-bound fella to toss you about your boudoir and really make you feel like the bad girl/whore you’ve always wanted to be. If that’s the case, maybe the two of you can get a frequent buyer card at the local supplement store. Or maybe the tanning salon is offering couples’ discounts. Ooh, ooh, I know… You can both hit the gym together and maybe sneak into the locker room for a quickie since you’ll soon realize that’s where he spends 90 percent of his fucking time. Then again, you can always wait to fuck at home in front of a mirror and play the always-fun sex game, “Who’s got the better abs?”
maybe the tanning salon is offering couples’ discounts
So the next time you say to yourself or your idiot girlfriends, “I just want a bad boy,” think about what you’re intending to imply or what you really mean before the phrase leaves your lips. And if you just want a rough romp in the bedroom with an asshole who will make you feel like a porn star or two-dollar hooker, and never call you again, feel free to Facebook me at your convenience. That was sarcasm, by the way… In all seriousness, if that’s what you’re after, just look to your right or left. I’m sure you’ll find exactly what you seek. And when you grow weary of what I’m sure will be hours upon hours of scintillating conversation, THEN you can contact me.
COMMENTS
That is some real talk right there! Well put.
”’You don’t want a bad boy in the traditional sense of the word; you merely want to date/be with someone who treats you poorly enough that you can run home and complain to your girlfriends about.”’
Thats not how the reality is. Dude, you dont like women, fore sure. But how about stopping making such untrue statements? Men and women can find themselves in shitty relationships. Men and women cheat, and can be cheated on. Thats life. But no one searches for an asshole, female asshole.
Yeah sure some women with low self-esteem are searching for this, but this is a small percentage of women, some men are searching for this too (yeah…). And saying that women search for assholes because they want attention from their female friends is funny. BUT WHY are you mad at women who search assholes? Why do you even care about that? what makes you so angry about the fact that some women like assholes and cry with their friends afterwards? I never will understand.
You admit that there are men who end up with crazy bitches in a relationship. YEAH. But here are women who end up with crazy assholes too. Where is the difference? An asshole or a bitch, both are scum.
”’And if you just want a rough romp in the bedroom with an asshole who will make you feel like a porn star or two-dollar hooker”’
Sure if both parts only want to have sex, just let them.That doesnt mean that the girl will feel like a two-doller hooker…
Some women like having rough sex. Not only with random assholes but with their boyfriends. Women do not want to be treated like fairy tale princesses in the bed.
””Perhaps your bad-boy desires equate to seeking a muscle-bound fella to toss you about your boudoir and really make you feel like the bad girl/whore you’ve always wanted to be. ””
If I want to feel like a whore I might get paid for the sex. Being bossed around isnt the same, it doesnt make you feel like a whore, probably like a opressed mouse, but not like a whore.
”You can both hit the gym together and maybe sneak into the locker room for a quickie since you’ll soon realize that’s where he spends 90 percent of his fucking time. ”
Yeah my boyfriend spends a lot of time at the gym. He isnt an asshole and sure having great quickies wont make him an asshole either. 😀
You wrote an entire freaking novel while missing the damn point. Omg…
He isn’t MAD about women seeking bad boys. Sure men seek crazy girls too. It goes both way. BUT he’s talking about women seeking bad boys THEN complain about it and proceed to making the same damn mistake again without understanding the nature of their actions.
Gosh, reading comprehension please…
Lmao so triggered
You are slow.
Goes to TTG blog post.
Takes each argument seriously, and writes thoughtful reply hoping to not offend anyone.
*Receives “First Day on Internet” achievement*
Well said!
Hit the nail right on the head
Some girl said she wanted a bad boy so I farted and she got cheesed at me. What do you want me to do; be socially acceptable? Only poons do that. I’m a man. I do what I want. If I want to give you a dirty Sanchez, you’d better take it. You wanted a bad boy. You gotta be my Bonnie and go with whatever bad things I do. I’m a bad boy.
The good women don’t search for bad boys you’ll just have to trust me on this and you need not be resentful because their relationships are doomed from the outset. Just don’t be the shoulder they cry on while they wait for their next masochistic fix. Leave them to their fate.
These women you speak of are not women these are women who have the emotional intelligence of a teenager.and are borderline retarded