Today is Mother’s day so I decided to give my mom a call first thing this morning to tell her I love her. It went just like all our other conversations. She asked me why I haven’t got married yet and why I haven’t I gotten a real job yet. She also wanted to make sure I’m eating well and I can afford food. To cap it all off, she ended it the way she always does by letting me know I’m a disappointment and an embarrassment to the entire family. She said when I’m ready to give up, my room is still the same and I can move back home. For the last time mom, I’m somewhat successful. Yes it isn’t traditional, but it pays the bills. Also, I have no desire to get married, so get over it. Oh yeah, and I love you.
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