Author: Alex Jordan


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Alex JordanExpert at leaving women disappointed physically and emotionally. Writer. Drinker. Humorist. Underachiever.

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Apathy:  It’s What Women Want

Apathy: It’s What Women Want

  “Charm is a way of getting the answer ‘yes’ without asking a clear question” - Albert Camus   So you’re a little overweight, aver ...
10 Amputees With a Good Sense of Humor

10 Amputees With a Good Sense of Humor

People complain to us all the time about making fun of the disabled and I find it a little insulting that these people speak out for a group of people ...
Awesome 1 Star Amazon Reviews

Awesome 1 Star Amazon Reviews

It's always a big decision when picking a movie. You're committing anywhere from an hour and a half to three hours of your time to something. That wou ...
WTF Were They Eating in the 70s?  Culinary Cringe

WTF Were They Eating in the 70s? Culinary Cringe

I think everybody can agree that the 70s was the most forgettable decade ever. Even in Dazed and Confused they acknowledge how awful it was. What do w ...
Mitch Hedberg Dump

Mitch Hedberg Dump

This is because it's Friday and I know there are people out there who had a horrible week putting up with horrible bosses and horrible girlfriends/boy ...
Crazy, Stupid, Cringe

Crazy, Stupid, Cringe

Some people are called special by their parents. Those people who are called special by their parents are actually called stupid by society and slow o ...
Ronaldo Bust Goes Viral And Twitter Does Its Thing

Ronaldo Bust Goes Viral And Twitter Does Its Thing

At this point it's hard to feel bad for Ronaldo in any way. The guy is living an amazing life. But this bust is just embarrassing. It actually looks l ...
A guide to adult spring break

A guide to adult spring break

“The trouble with superheroes is what to do between phone booths.” - Ben Kesey The older you get, the more you realize how far away you’ve travel ...
WTF image dump: People are weird

WTF image dump: People are weird

I've taken thousands of pictures in my life and I've been in even more, but none have ended up looking like any of these. I need answers for all of th ...
Don’t let your Star Wars memes be dreams

Don’t let your Star Wars memes be dreams

Nobody is too cool for Star Wars humor. If there's one thing we can all nerd out on, which makes it not really nerding out at all, it's Star Wars. Qui ...
Live free, cringe hard

Live free, cringe hard

What's the deal with this whole Brony thing?  I feel like you should have to register as a sex offender if you are one. After a famous ...
Arab TV is wild part 2

Arab TV is wild part 2

I remember back in the day when Hardball with Chris Matthews was considered intense news. This is taking everything to a whole new level. It shouldn't ...
41 Irish terms for drunk

41 Irish terms for drunk

They say the Eskimo have 50 words for snow, so it only makes sense that the Irish have 41 words for being drunk. I'm certain there are far more than 4 ...
St. Patrick’s day dump

St. Patrick’s day dump

St. Patrick's day is a day where we celebrate the Irish culture as well as the Irish Americans that have helped build and serve our nation. Just kiddi ...
Women tell stories about sleeping with celebrities

Women tell stories about sleeping with celebrities

There's nothing better than hearing the stories about women sleeping with celebrities when it's not for personal gain or some other nefarious reason. ...
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