Author: Alex Jordan

Alex JordanExpert at leaving women disappointed physically and emotionally. Writer. Drinker. Humorist. Underachiever.

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Why you should never take a woman to dinner on the 1st date

Why you should never take a woman to dinner on the 1st date

Rule #1:  Never take a woman to dinner on the first date.  I worked at a hotel when I was in college and my manager had hired her roommate and best fr ...
Not every guy is trying to sleep with you

Not every guy is trying to sleep with you

The truth will set you free. Either that or it'll get you a punch in the nose.  - Nick Hornby   About a year ago I was out to dinner on a Fr ...
Tasteless News:  Dirty stories from Jan 9th

Tasteless News: Dirty stories from Jan 9th

Exclusive: Video of terrifying moment axe-carrying woman attacks two customers in suburban 7-Eleven This is the craziest shit I’ve seen in awhile ...
My mom let me borrow her computer to tell you I’m not a virgin

My mom let me borrow her computer to tell you I’m not a virgin

I’ve written various blunt articles about the ugly truths of dating and hooking up which elicit two types of responses.  One of which acknowledges the ...
Tasteless News:  Dirty stories from Jan 5th

Tasteless News: Dirty stories from Jan 5th

OFFICER RESIGNS AFTER BEING CAUGHT ON VIDEO PUNCHING WOMAN This just goes to show that nobody is above getting their ass whooped by a cop.  Day a ...
Tasteless News: The dirty stories from Jan 4th

Tasteless News: The dirty stories from Jan 4th

Anti-surveillance clothing aims to hide wearers from facial recognition This is amazing.  Finally there’s a clothing line dedicated to dudes with ...
Tasteless News:  Dirty stories from Jan 3rd

Tasteless News: Dirty stories from Jan 3rd

Three burglars took advantage of New Year’s Eve celebrations in Times Square to steal $8m in gems Nothing is better than a good old fashioned hei ...
Tasteless News:   The dirty stories from Jan 2nd

Tasteless News: The dirty stories from Jan 2nd

Man alleges ageism after getting banned from Starbucks for asking teen barista on date Ageism?  You’re a 37 year old man hitting on a 16 year old g ...
Tasteless News:  Dirty stories from Dec 30th

Tasteless News: Dirty stories from Dec 30th

Cop Went to Hooters to ‘Decompress’ After Killing Teen Girl There’s nothing more brazen than the behavior or police officers.  Shoot a teen girl ...
Why men date up and women date down

Why men date up and women date down

Generally speaking, good looking people date other good looking people.  That doesn’t mean a nine always dates a nine, but for the most part, it’s in ...
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