Contact from a pre-paid phone, smash, and run fast.
Always smash a feminist… because, equality.
If I’m going to get fisted, it might as well be a really small fist… smash.
You’re 25 like I’m 6’8″ packing 13″ – smash.
When you’re done pooping, you’ll be ready for me – back door smash.
Megan saves condoms, so don’t even bother with one, smash.
This is the kind of girl you poke holes in condoms for.