No one gives a flying fuck about how dilated you are, as you Facebook from your hospital bed, because, God forbid, you’re not getting enough attention as you writhe in agony while your husband flirts with the nurse. Literally, no one cares. In fact, no one gives a shit about your weird alien-looking baby until he or she can actually start to do human activities. (Call me when the kid can play an instrument, not when he makes “poopie” for the first time…)
no one gives a shit about your weird alien-looking baby
Look, I’m happy you got pregnant; I’m happy you had a kid. But don’t clog my newsfeed with meaningless details and photos of his or her life. It’s a feeble attempt to regain the attention you stopped getting after your wedding and post-first trimester. You can disagree with me all you’d like, but that’s all social networking is about… attention.
I’m happy you had a kid. But don’t clog my newsfeed with meaningless details and photos of his or her life.
COMMENTS
This is how one weens out the herd of facebook friends. If they just got engaged, just got married, just had a kid, love Jesus or starred in any version of “The Shores” – delete the cunts.
Yes, that’s what Facebook is all about isn’t it? Specifically designed for those who cured cancer and created world peace. No room for anyone else. So unless you are an absolute genius we don’t want to hear from you. Mind you, if you’re an absolute genius, why the heck are you on Facebook? Kind of defeats the whole point of this message, doesn’t it? The people you are trying to appeal to aren’t listening. I bet you feel really stupid right now.
Not as stupid as I feel for taking 10 seconds and reading that pig excrement you call a post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbTB3ASkdOo
Maybe her child wont start banging hookers/fuckboys… maybe it will day at age 10.
(what have I become….)
*clicks on dropdown menu*
*clicks, i dont want to see this*
no wait thats too easy
*shitposts on the internet in an autistic blog*
kill yourself
Love the butthurt responses here. Hit a little too close to home?
After reading the article and the comments – I side with the author. I agree that while it’s a big deal to the parents (usually) it’s one thing to announce, but I don’t need daily updates. Treat them like weddings – you post the engagement, possible venues but typically the next posts are right before during or after the event…not every day or week leading up to it. Facebook is their for people to connect – I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a minute by minute update for everyone in the free world. That’s what Twitter is for.
Isn’t writing this post looking for attention?
This is SO funny. ❤️
I need to poo but I don’t want to get up. Should I just do it here? Fuck it, I’m doing it; it’s already halfway out.
Did you finish? Feeling okay now? Please let us know, we’re all worried