I had to walk to school which I didn’t mind. It was a group of us from the neighborhood that would walk the mile and a half to school. It was always fun until we had a gun pulled on us by some psycho down the street. On the bright side, it’s nice to know my reaction to getting a gun pulled on me is to run as fast as possible. Valuable information to have for a 3rd grader.
This pretty much sums up the conversation I had with my mom this morning.
This was the worst. What is even worse now is she makes me get on facetime with relatives so I actually have to act interested while talking to them. I can’t just sit there watching TV and pretend to talk.
This is why I never got my girls gone wild tapes
This is why I’m always on time. I learned the hard way.
Here’s a dollar fifty
It’s not worth the argument. Ever
These are the kind of jokes my mom says.
This is a fact. My mom once put a penny on the floor to see who would pick it up. It was there for a month then she yelled at my dad, my brother and me for never doing anything.
Having a Jewish mother meant she had 289 relatives that she had hour long conversations with every single week.