Mother’s Day Meme Dump

Mother’s Day Meme Dump


I had to walk to school which I didn’t mind.  It was a group of us from the neighborhood that would walk the mile and a half to school.  It was always fun until we had a gun pulled on us by some psycho down the street.  On the bright side, it’s nice to know my reaction to getting a gun pulled on me is to run as fast as possible.  Valuable information to have for a 3rd grader.


This pretty much sums up the conversation I had with my mom this morning.


This was the worst.  What is even worse now is she makes me get on facetime with relatives so I actually have to act interested while talking to them.  I can’t just sit there watching TV and pretend to talk.






This is why I never got my girls gone wild tapes


This is why I’m always on time.  I learned the hard way.


Here’s a dollar fifty



It’s not worth the argument.  Ever


These are the kind of jokes my mom says.


This is a fact.  My mom once put a penny on the floor to see who would pick it up.  It was there for a month then she yelled at my dad, my brother and me for never doing anything.



Having a Jewish mother meant she had 289 relatives that she had hour long conversations with every single week.






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