Tag: advice

The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute

The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute

This site has been rendered useless as a means of providing memes to the masses. In a last ditch attempt to save the content we already put so much ti ...
Ladies, your hypocrisy is showing, and it’s less appealing than your T&A photos

Ladies, your hypocrisy is showing, and it’s less appealing than your T&A photos

I am officially unable to keep my mouth shut about this any longer… and I’ve been good about remaining quiet for years (which is a monumental achi ...
Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Over the lifespan of the Tasteless Gentlemen, I’ve drafted ample articles addressing the faults and shortcomings of the fairer sex. “Women,” to the la ...
Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

One piece of paper can fuck up everything. It’s very similar to the word “relationship” except on a much higher level, marriage is a surefire way to e ...
The Value of Lady Parts-Stock:  A Global Commodity

The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity

I had the recent pleasure of meeting one of The Tasteless Gentlemen staff writers. I won't name names, but she is a redhead. I am a friendly bartender ...
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