Tag: advice

Apathy:  It’s What Women Want

Apathy: It’s What Women Want

  “Charm is a way of getting the answer ‘yes’ without asking a clear question” - Albert Camus   So you’re a little overweight, aver ...
A guide to adult spring break

A guide to adult spring break

“The trouble with superheroes is what to do between phone booths.” - Ben Kesey The older you get, the more you realize how far away you’ve travel ...
The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute

The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute

This is likely going to be a controversial article for both women and men, due to the fact that most females reading this probably think they know how ...
Ladies, your hypocrisy is showing, and it’s less appealing than your T&A photos

Ladies, your hypocrisy is showing, and it’s less appealing than your T&A photos

I am officially unable to keep my mouth shut about this any longer… and I’ve been good about remaining quiet for years (which is a monumental achi ...
Relationships or Flings:  Which one is better?

Relationships or Flings: Which one is better?

“That is how you get to be a writer, incidentally: you feel somehow marginal, somehow slightly off-balance all the time.” - Kurt Vonnegut Today, I’ ...
Women:  Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

Women: Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” - David Sedaris (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle ...
Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Over the lifespan of the Tasteless Gentlemen, I’ve drafted ample articles addressing the faults and shortcomings of the fairer sex. “Women,” to the la ...
Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

One piece of paper can fuck up everything. It’s very similar to the word “relationship” except on a much higher level, marriage is a surefire way to e ...
A Drinker’s Guide to Life

A Drinker’s Guide to Life

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” - Hemingway (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); My great grandpa once said t ...
The Value of Lady Parts-Stock:  A Global Commodity

The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity

I had the recent pleasure of meeting one of The Tasteless Gentlemen staff writers. I won't name names, but she is a redhead. I am a friendly bartender ...
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