Tasteless News:  Dirty Stories from Dec 16th

Tasteless News: Dirty Stories from Dec 16th

UPS Delivers Sniper Rifle to New York Home Instead of Kid’s Christmas Gift

I’ve been wrong all along.  Santa Claus does exist.  He works for UPS.  Why would you complain about this?  Even if you have no use for it you could always sell it on the black market.  There’s always a new DC sniper looking for a misplaced gun.  In all honesty, the dad probably ordered for himself and forgot to ship it to his office so his wife wouldn’t find out.  My bad baby, I meant to order some legos and for some reason we got a sniper rifle.  

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