Listen Casey, if your parents really named you KC, they are assholes. Snap me your GPS coordinates.
You don’t look like a real person, smash.
And all my friends at a party, but you look like a smash then pass sort of girl.
You need to be at least 5′ or wait, never mind, smash you right out of those shoes.
At 2 AM on a Monday, but never at my place.
You look like the other one, need to see the beef curtains first.
If you’re not at least bringing your friend, then you can GFY.
If this is better than the original picture… but now I’m a little curious, smash.
Those eyes look like they might be 2 different colors, check it out and smash town.
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