Remember when summers used to mean something? It used to be that school got out and you had three months of immortality. Three months to go swimming, get drunk chase women. Now that you’re an adult, summer is just the hot time of the year where your home is way too hot to be comfortable in and it’s too expensive to run the AC so you end up suffering and sweating naked on the couch with multiple fans blowing on you as you watch TV. This is why we do what we do, so while you’re miserable and uncomfortable no matter where you are around the world, you have something to laugh at. It’s just a distraction from your balls sticking to your legs on a hot July day. The savage stuff starts on the next page. The first page is Facebook friendly stuff.
How much longer do I have to do this?
If you find this in your parents’ house…what do you do?