Guys, enough with the bro shit! Acceptable concert/festival attire is as follows…

Here’s a list of the only acceptable concert/festival outfits for guys

• jeans (less than 1 hole in them)
• t-shirt (less than 20% of the front has a graphic)
• shoes (yea, no sandals dipshit)
• hoodie (if weather dips below 50 degrees; 60, if you’re a gargantuan vagina)

The end.

BY GENTLEMAN BRADLEY

Happy concerting and festival-ing!