The Fans Are Animals: Fan Dump

Sometimes I think about what life was like before the interwebs. I remember what it was like as a kid, but I don’t know what it was like to have to work a full time job without the internet. How did people get away with pretending to work? Did they stick a playboy magazine or a sports illustrated between the pages of their TPS report? Did they spend most of their day pretending to get water and coffee while walking really slow back to their desk? I mean, at any job I ever had I would spend less than 4 hours doing actual work and the rest of the time looking at memes and random articles while also stalking ex girlfriends on social media. I have no clue what I would do with the other 4 hours if I didn’t have the internet to support my unhealthy mental state. This is why we provide the service we provide.