How many hours left until the weekend? It never goes fast enough. The last office job I had I would spend the last two hours of work drinking just to make it go by faster. We were only supposed to drink for the last hour but I would sneak some bourbon in my coffee the hour before all the drinking started. The even smarter move was to carpool to work that way I could actually get drunk during the second half of the day without worrying about driving home. I wish I had dumps like this to keep me entertained during the hours I wasn’t drinking at work. This is for all those who are suffering at work, or those who are waiting for their friends to get off work so they can start partying.
Might want to rename this snack