Every morning I sit on the crapper and swipe through Tinder. Every woman should take solace in the fact that if we match on Tinder, odds are I hit that super like button while I was taking my morning glory. You should consider yourself lucky, or even blessed. If you’re like me, then you spend all weekend getting drunk, swiping right and hopefully having unprotected encounters with the female kind. The great thing about Tinder is you can be at a bar meeting women while also texting all those random matches you got earlier in the day. After you sift through all the spam of course. Mixed in with the usual smash or pass are some great opening lines / convos from Tinder like this one…
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