Sometimes you have to ask yourself… what was the editor thinking when they approved this headline? This is not to be confused with fake news (which is the real news you see on your television) – this is real news that just sounds fake.
This is a true story.
Those guys at the ATF know what’s up.
He could have held out literally forever.
Must have seen the owner do it at some point.
Wow, talk about winning the lottery and dying the next day.
Well… don’t leave us hanging, who was it?
The analysts are usually correct.