The bank lent me $2m so I spent it on strippers and cars
I think everybody can agree when I say fuck banks. This is why I can’t help but celebrate any time they make a mistake and take a huge L. This guy accidentally got a 2 million dollar line of credit after losing his job. He could have done a Robin Hood deed and given back to the people who needed it, but instead he did what I would’ve done and spent it on strippers and cars. You may laugh, but that’s how the big wig bankers spend the money they steal as well. You sir, are a hero and a member of the Tasteless Nation for life.
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