Savage In July

Savage In July

Summer an be rough because the heat an really get to us. It causes us to make bad decisions as you can see in the spike in the murder rate. On top of that, it gets to be way too hot outside to be wearing condoms which means I’m going in raw and possibly making babies I won’t take care of. Plant your seeds and watch them grow…or let somebody else watch them, you decide. People just stop caring about real life things in the summer so humor gets more offensive, so much so that you look back on all your social media posts the following winter with a cold sobriety wondering who the summer you is. And if you manage to escape the summer without any diseases or kids, you’ll end up rolling the dice again the following summer


Thanks doc


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