Petty Reasons People Ended Relationships – moved

I think you were dating a child who just learned how to read

I hope the gift was worth the suffering.  If it was a severed head, I’d be really angry

Just imagine her on Amazon prime

I hate hate hate slow walkers.  Keep it moving, there’s other people in this world that need to get by

This is every single woman.  You can’t get away from this.  I had an ex who would ask me to explain what was happening then get upset because I explained what was happening.

Vegans.  Enough said

You can’t have your girl smelling like your mom.  That might spark some Oedipal complex

Disgusting