I’ve spent a lot of my life in Florida, more specifically in Miami and Florida Man doesn’t really do much in that area. Florida Man does most of his work in the rest of Florida that’s rampant with trailer parks and meth labs. That’s where he’s doing his best to protect the world from normality and reminding all of what we are capable of when we put aside all ambition and drive to do our absolute worst. He’s the hero we deserve. A constant reminder that we are a horrible species hell bent on destroying ourselves and every other animal in existence around us. Florida Man. He is a reflection of all that is wrong with society so we must pay homage to him.
Let him exist in nature as he should. Don’t tell him what he can and can’t do
We all know cats are evil. He has a point