I was so hammered I actually used a condom
Intoxicated? Are you a cop?
I was too inebriated to say inebriated
She was rat-arsed, I was rat-arsed, so I put it up her arse
Completely bladdered
So destroyed I banged my girlfriend’s sister
So trollied I threw up on the trolley
Out of my tree? Didn’t know I had one
Away with the fairies sounds like something you would do in San Francisco
Squiffy? Sounds like a extra loud queef
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