You’re Not a Princess and You Don’t Deserve Better

You’re Not a Princess and You Don’t Deserve Better

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“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.” – Oscar Wilde

Close your eyes right now.  Imagine you’re at a coffee shop, or a bar and you’re listening to a woman talk to her friend about her ex who just dumped her.  As she’s unloading all this emotional baggage her friend tries to make her feel a little better.  Now imagine what her friend says to make her feel better.  

I know what your guess is, because we’ve all heard this before.  “You deserve better.” That’s what every woman has heard since day one.  She was brought up on princess fairy tales, she was called princess, she was coddled and treated like one up to adulthood, and as an adult, every single time a guy left her, it’s because she’s a princess and deserves better.


Why is it that women never ask themselves what they did wrong in the relationship?  They never ask themselves what they did to cause the guy to leave.  It’s always the guy who “doesn’t know what he’s missing.”


Why is it that women never ask themselves what they did wrong in the relationship?


Let me sprinkle a little truth fairy dust on your wanna be princess ass.  He knows exactly what he’s “missing” and he has no problem leaving you at all.  Do you bring anything to the table?  Is there anything unique about you?  Or do you wear uggs, sip pumpkin spice lattes, snapchat videos of  your nights out with your girls, and instagram photos of a glass of wine in the evening to end your “busy day?”


Do you bring anything to the table?  Is there anything unique about you?


You demand the world from a man and give nothing but headaches.  If he’s going to date a basic bitch, he’ll look for the least neurotic, and most amicable one he can find.   Your career, your looks, your blowjobs mean absolutely nothing.  Here’s the simple truth, there’s always a more successful woman out there, there’s always a more attractive woman out there, and there are always women that give better blowjobs.


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    Felix M. 3 years

    [Standing ovation] Bravo, bravo!

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    Nathan 3 years

    About time this was written.

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    Kentba 3 years

    Spot on, absolutely brutal, can I find enough balls to repost it.

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    I think basic bitches got their counterpart basic dicks too, and it was a huge market

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    Dude 3 years

    Man, this is… wow. I found so much of my past relationships in this article, it touched me. The truth has been spoken, and in such a way. Thank you.

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      Linax5 3 years

      ”Don’t demand everything from him” —>> ”You might as well do everything you can to keep this one around.” Isnt that ironic?
      Im sure that not how relationsships work. You cant do everything for the man while not demanding anything. There are better-looking men, men who are better in bed than you out there too. So if yo actually like your girlfriend you should give her good sex and all that too in order ”to keep” her. Just saying. Why should a woman give all her love for someone who does not deserve it? And ”controlling her crazy” Oh yeah as if having conflicts isnt normal…. it is.
      Because this acrticle shows me how a man views himself as the king that NEEDS to be kept while not giving anything back. Roles reserved? Im not sure. And women who had a break up really arent bad bitches who act as if they did nothing wrong, some do….sure. Just as some men do act as if they need to be ”kept” because they are such great kings..

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    Amen to this! Spot on

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    Would have been tasteless if it was fiction, another “rally the troops” fluff piece….

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    Alx 3 years

    sluts
    you always hear the term :
    – Why is ok for men but not women.
    men don’t really care to be sexual decent,we watch porn ,we are dirty.
    we dont mind women in mens catagory.
    men dont care too much if
    – raped in marriage.
    – gangraped by women.
    i tell them you can be like man ,i dont mind
    but you women want full sexual respect with all the benefits with full respect to sell your body to make money of it.
    All men are dirty and some women
    regards
    Australia

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      Because a key that opens many locks is a master key… & a lock that opens for many keys is a shitty lock……..

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        Amandax 3 years

        Well not all women who are batshit dirty and suck cocks are sluts. You can have a couple of partners without sleeping with the town. Women are not innocent-minded.
        I personally dont compare penises with keys or used lollipops. If someone wants to sleep around, let them do it. You dont have to date someone who had over 40 partners, nor do I need to view men who sleep around as ”cool master keys”… . But there is no need to shame them either.

        And expecting some basic respect from the sexual partner isnt a big demand women make.

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    Alx 3 years

    sluts
    you always hear the term :
    – Why is ok for men but not women.
    men don’t really care to be sexual decent,we watch porn ,we are dirty.
    we dont mind women in mens catagory.
    men dont care too much if
    – if us men are raped in marriage.
    – if us men gangraped by women.
    i tell them you can be like man ,i dont mind
    but you women want full sexual respect with all the benefits with full respect to sell your body to make money of it.
    All men are dirty and some women
    regards
    Australia

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      Amandax 3 years

      You dont know much about women, huch? Women actually ARE dirty-minded. They DO like giving blowjobs and they DO awatch porn.

      A slut i someone (I dont like male-sluts) who sleeps with random people, but being a slut for a coupe of people isnt bad.

      What the fuck has this all to do with rape? LMAO.

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    Amandax 3 years

    ””Why is it that women never ask themselves what they did wrong in the relationship? ”
    Maybe both of them had their part in breaking up. Dont act as if the women are always the evil wanne be princesses. And women actually do ask themselves what they did wrong. You dont even know what people think.

    ”Here’s the simple truth, there’s always a more successful woman out there, there’s always a more attractive woman out there, and there are always women that give better blowjobs” OH REALLY?
    There is always a man who fucks better in the bed, who looks better. Why so one-sited? Why do you act as if men are the innocent saints?

    ”’There’s nothing spectacular about you and the only guy you’re ever going to get is an average guy.” Doesnt go the same for men too?

    ”Have sex with him even if you’re not in the mood.” Why should she? just because men are doing it? Bad argument. No, you dont need to force yourself into having sex.

    ”make him a dinner”…. so again; she souldnt demand anything, yet do things for him? Stop demadning so much from women dude. Giving him a blowjob after dinner? Well not a bad idea. But what about giving HER a good f*ck or ”p*ssy-lick after making dinner?
    YOU ARE NOT A KING. Dont demand so much from your girl, if you cant give anything back. That goes for both genders.

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    Amandax 3 years

    ”’You might as well do everything you can to keep this one around.” So not demanding anything but doing EVERYTHING just to ”keep” the man. What a sad relationship. Relationships arent ”the women do everything for men only to keep them”. Actually women can end relationships too. And women can demand the same things as men can. Its not like ”keeping the man”. How about trying to keep your women? Because as far as I know, both parties can break up and make mistakes.
    This article is so damn arrogant. You dude act as if the woman was a full crazy bitch, while the man didnt make any mistake. Both gender make mistakes. Women dont think that they are ”queens”. This article seems more like the dude is the ”king” that needs to be kept while doing nothing to keep the woman on the other side. Its too one-sited and putting the blame on women. Both genders can make those mistakes.

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    Amber 3 years

    This is amazing. Absolutely spot on!

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    Linux5 3 years

    ”but getting mad at your boyfriend for looking at the scantily clad bartender will make him leave you eventually.” So making no drama because thats totally wrong? I mean its not nice, but it does happen.
    If you cant handle a little drama and conflicts , stay aways from relationships, relationshio arent your perfect little fairy-tale where women make no drama at all while giving you blowjobs.. And guess what, men are jealous too. Men make drama too. Having conflicts is not a reason to break up, if you cant endure those….a relationship might be not the right for you.
    Sometimes, just sometimes, the men cause damage too.

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    Linux5 3 years

    ”Your career, your looks, your blowjobs mean absolutely nothing. Here’s the simple truth, there’s always a more successful woman out there, there’s always a more attractive woman out there, and there are always women that give better blowjobs.”””

    THAT is true. But so does this go for men. The points you made go for both genders. It pisses me off when tasteless-gentlemen act as if only women are crazy. There is a reason why both genders break up, both are almost equally bad. The average guy does only deserve the average girl too, and needs to keep her (being a good lover and making her dinner??) 🙂 If you truly demand you girlfriend to give you a blowjob, you should give her mutliple orgasm. Just an example.

    BOTH parts need to ”keep their partner”. Why are you only writing how women need to keep the man? Men arent dogs, and men can do stuff to keep their girlfriends too.(well we arent dogs eitherlol) Its about demanding and giving. And also accepting the inner crazy of the woman AS LONG AS she (or he) doesnt go total crazy.

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      revolving.images 3 years

      “If you want a blow job you need to give her multiple orgasms” there, that right there, is the problem! You are saying that if we want one orgasm, we need to give you two. Why should I have to give her multiple organs in order to get one? What, you think giving a blow job is some sort of extra act that requires more from us to deserve? NEWS FLASH: men give woman oral ALL THE TIME. Why should we be expected to give it, but have to do something extra or special to get it? Here’s a thought, if you want multiple orgasms, then give ME multiple orgasms. I bet you are so self centered that you didn’t even KNOW men can have multiple orgasms, did you? Typical female.

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        amandax 3 years

        I gave my partner multiple orgasm. And Im a typical female.

        And sorry, I overreacted. Of course a woman should make her man as happy as possible in the bedroom 🙂 both should do their best

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    Amandax 3 years

    ”’Do you bring anything to the table? Is there anything unique about you? Or do you wear uggs, sip pumpkin spice lattes, snapchat videos of your nights out with your girls, and instagram photos of a glass of wine in the evening to end your “busy day?””’

    Not sure how having a nice night with your friends is ”bad” and means ”she has nothing to offer”.
    Men have nights with their male friends too. So I dont understand the drama about his fact, that women might have ”lazy-time” sometimes. 🙂 And many dudes use instagram too 🙂

    This article throws so many things around. It seems to be as women arent ALLOWED to make shitty mistakes. Sometimes women do make mistakes and are the main reason for the break up. Yeah women can be bad persons too. Yeah I speak from experience, I did many mistakes and ended up heart-broken. Im sure my blowjobs were damn fine though.
    . But I do admit that. Just as men do mistakes and are ”dumbed”. My friend told be ”you will find a new one”…but how exactly are this bad words? That does in no way mean that I didnt do anything wrong, because I did.

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      Angelus 3 years

      There is nothing “WRONG” with any of that but none of it is SPECIAL, that’s the point the article was trying to make. Having fun and instagramming afterwards is up to each and every one but inherently everyone does it and are qualities that aren’t revered in any way.

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      DietDrBass 2 years

      There’s really no point in to bringing up the flip side, because the flip side is far more talked about, than inferior relationships with women.

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    Amandax 3 years

    Do you think that men need to try to ”keep their woman” too? Because sometimes they get dumbed by women. Most things you mentioned can be reserved, or?

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      Wow, Amanda, it sounds like you are an arguer and can’t figure out when to keep your mouth shut. Blah, blah, blah. As soon as a chick gets argumentative with me, its time to go. Drama gets you the door in my relationships.

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        amandax 3 years

        William, you might be right. Sometimes I make a super drama about online articles, an article that isnt even that bad. And yeah too much drama isnt good for anyone. I know, but I keep all my drama skills online so that that my boyfriend doesnt has to deal with it lol.

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        amandax 3 years

        And yes I make drama sometimes. Do you never have conflicts?

        -“as soons as a chick gets argumentative with me”…. having conflicts is pretty normal and men and women get argumentative, as long as they arent crazy drama-queens…
        . But no one forces you to date anyone.

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    Johnny rocketfingers 3 years

    Jesus christ, i know that these rules also apply for men but fuck me dead the website is called ‘the tasteless gentleman’ its obviously aimed at males. It’s the same reason cosmopolitan doesnt have articles like this one, yet has countless ones about men intended to be read by women.

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    Dentist24_7 3 years

    Wow, you can’t stop a woman, to start her debate. 21 comments by a single woman, let’s bow to her………..

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      Amandax 3 years

      You cant stop me from writing annoying comments. Im not single xD

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    Brandie 3 years

    The writers of this article should be named ‘singlemenforever.com’…and that came from my boyfriend. While these men may have some valid points, they forget that relationships work both ways, require work, commitment and compromise from both sides. Neither women or men should settle if they are unhappy. It isn’t about who is better out there, it’s about who’s right for us (each other). And the men who wrote this? Sound like cavemen.

    • Alex Jordan

      This should be filed under “things boyfriends say so my girlfriend doesn’t get pissed off.”

      This article was also written under two assumptions which a majority of people were able to understand off the bat.

      1) This wasn’t an abusive or toxic relationship.
      2) The poor bastard was giving the relationship all he had.

      If you’re imagining Al Bundy drinking a beer with his hand down his pants demanding everything, you missed the point.

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    Angel 3 years

    Tasteless is the perfect title. Gentleman? No.
    I’ve seen men do very irrational things that have nothing to do with women. Crazy does not gender identify.

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      amandax 3 years

      Of course not. Both genders can be crazy as fuck, emotional, aggressive, lazy, egoistical, dating only assholes/female assholes. Nothing new.

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    FUCKING A+ dude! fucking A+

    Girls you want the flowers and romantic dinners and blah blah blah then “Don’t demand everything from him and in the end do nothing for him. It doesn’t even have to be a lot. Surprise him with dinner and a blow job after a long day. Buy him a nice bottle of whiskey. And the biggest thing you can do for him, control your crazy.” and watch it happen, it’s a two way fucking street be nice to him he’ll be nice to you

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      Amandax 3 years

      Well they should be nice to each other, thats the basis for a relationship. But there are more ways to be nice, not only sexual options.

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    Paul 3 years

    Good article, this involves most race and ages of women but their narcissistic tenancies prevent them from seeing the bigger picture. The new age female has an over entitled sense of worth which craves attention 24/7 even if they have a “nice guy” it isn’t enough. With all the online dating sites and social media available it makes them think they are entitled to any man they see fit. But like this article says in reality they are not. Concentrate on being feminine and try to keep your emotions in check, that’s what men want.

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    Sarah Quell 3 years

    Really?bitchs bitchin about what they really need to do in a relationship, I’m a sexy pretty ass bitch&EVERYTHING SAID IN THIS ARTICLE IS TRUE! APPRECIATE YOUR MAN!QUIT ACTING LIKE U CAN DO WAY BETTER CUZ SO CAN HE! BE GOOD TO HIM, KEEP THE CRAZY FOR YOUR FRIENDS&GIVE HIM A WELCOME HOME NOW BLOW JOB BEFORE DINNER, BE GOOD TO HIM&HE’LL MAKE U HAPPY, SIMPLE AS THAT! &APPRECIATE WHAT U GOT&KNOW HE’S A PRIZE&TREAT HIM AS SUCH&HE’LL PROBABLY EVEN PUT UP WIT YOUR CRAZY ASS(IF U CAN’T CONTROL THE CRAZY)Oh&ladies always ALWAYS DOLL YOURSELF UP EVERY DAY LOOK LIKE THE BEST U THAT U CAN CUZ HE DIDN’T GET WIT 4 YOUR PERSONALITY, it grew on him after a while but no dude ever was like yeah she’s really smart&had a great personality&Even though she’s let herself go to hell&don’t even brush her hair or put on makeup anymore I really don’t mind the sweats top be honest CUZ hey personality gets my dick hard. Not once. Not never. So put a Lil effort into looking like the best u possible, make him want to fuck u-all the time

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    Dank 3 years

    Man, I wish I could view the world as the single inhabitant like the writer of this article.

    Sadly, I’m aware there are a lot of people around and that the idea of picking out one instance and applying it to every member of one gender is pretty fucking stupid and just doesn’t track.

    IF ONLY I COULD BE MORE IGNORANT!!! WOE IS ME! Guess I’ll just go fuck myself

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    Shooter 3 years

    HAHA love it how you stuck to your guns and never replied to that broad.

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    Tally Whacker 2 years

    Doesn’t anyone know what satire is? Theres always scores of jagoffs bashing the original poster and defending the nameless victims like it means anything to anyone, just as much or as little original post. It’s all very boring.

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    Rick 2 years

    I reposted it and it caused a major upset in my evening needless to say… The bottom line is you treat ppl the way you want to be treated.
    Im happy with my relationship, it gives and takes and for me that enough. Is it enough for my girl? I guess time will tell.

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    Damn. This is probably the gayest shit I’ve ever read. Maybe if you didn’t cry during sex, she’d have some respect for you.

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