Tasteless News:  Dirty Stories from 12/22

Tasteless News: Dirty Stories from 12/22

Robber freed 90 years early by mistake says he reformed while free

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This is cruel as fuck.  This guy got lucky and made the most of his accidental freedom and started a better life.  He reformed the way one is supposed to reform when going to prison.  Then they come after him saying they made a mistake and he has to go back to prison?  That should go under cruel and unusual punishment and this man should be let free.  Not to mention that 98 years for two armed robberies seems a little excessive, especially if he reformed himself in eight.  I don’t trust lawyers, I don’t trust cops, and I sure as shit don’t trust the legal system.  Best to not get caught for anything.  

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Man who preyed on female joggers banned from approaching women for life in first criminal behaviour order of its kind

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To be fair, this guy shouldn’t be allowed to approach a living human being with how rapey he looks.  That being said, how the fuck can you possibly enforce this ruling?  Is every woman supposed to be aware of the fact it’s now illegal for him to approach women?  Not to mention that there’s nothing that can stop a man from approaching a woman in the first place.  We’ll hit on a woman in a hospital while her husband is dying in the next room.  We have no shame.  

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Ecstasy One Step Closer to Approval as PTSD Treatment

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I have a lot of friends who served in the military and spent time in Afghanistan and Iraq so I’m pumped that there is the potential for them to get proper treatment for their PTSD.  What I’m hoping this extends to is those miserable feminist cunts who claim to have PTSD from online interactions.  Maybe, just maybe, a good party drug will help remove the sand from their vag and join the rest of the world in normal human interactions.  

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Woman Killed After ‘Gloating’ Over Cowboys’ Win: Police

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This is so fucking sad.  So sad it was only one Cowboy fan.  If there’s anything this world could have less of, it’s annoying Cowboys fans.  They are so pumped on Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott that they are sure the are going to win the super bowl this year.  I can’t wait until they make the postseason and are one and one like Tony Romo was back at the helm.  Then we can be certain there will be some suicides, ridding the world of more Cowboy fans.

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