A few online dating tips for women…

A few online dating tips for women…


2. Stop posting profile pictures of your fucking kids. I shit you not, I was browsing Tinder a while back when I encountered a female whose default profile picture was of an infant in the ICU with a tube running from his nose. WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK?!I understand you may have a child. I also understand that (based upon your profile picture) something horrible may have happened to said child. But why the fuck would you even consider using that photo, let alone actually setting it as your primary profile pic?! What could you possibly gain from doing so? Sympathy? Attention? You’re on a fucking dating site to either meet someone or get laid. That photo prevents you from doing both…If you have kids, fine. I’ve humped my fair share of moms, and have developed quite an affinity for older women (they know how to fuck, and they have zero qualms doing so with no strings attached). Just be sure to avoid those who are looking for a “baby daddy” at any and all costs.Women have kids; some intentionally, some accidentally. I don’t judge (wait, yes I do). The point is, if you have kids, let it be known in your “about me” section. I (and I’m speaking on behalf of ALL males who partake of “electronic dating”), don’t need to see photos of your little ones. I don’t even want to meet them. In fact, I prefer to pretend they don’t even exist. In fact, they DON’T exist (puts fingers in ears and covers eyes).


 

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    Billy 8 years

    Great read and so on point. I know your a dog lover as am I, but girls need to get rid of the solo pet pictures as well. Also the chest and leg shots without the face included. What are they hiding?

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    Clarkus 8 years

    Also why is it ok for them to say Im tall and I like to wear heels so no short guys? (Im average height 5’10”) Fuck off!…if guys said must have minimum C cup and max BMI of 25 (No fatties) there’d be fucking war

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    Amandax 8 years

    ”’Men love chicks who sleep around. They’re GRRREAT (said in a Tony the Tiger voice)! Why? Because sex is fun and we love getting laid. The negative associations assigned to women and casual sex are a direct product of other women. Women constantly judge and compete with one another.”
    Everyone should sleep around, safely. But Im sure that having 1-2 partners wont make you a slut.You posted a facebook-picture where you said that women who have sex without knowing the guy for a while (first date) are sluts. I disagree. Having one one night stands doesnt make you to a slut, just my opinion. Having 10 one night stands in a year does make you a slut. But if you want to be a slut, be one. Im a slut too, I just have luck being in relationships all my life so that I dont have to fuck random people. But Im a slut, mentally (every woman is one ! )
    I just think that women should only sleep around if they actually have an orgasm and enjoy sex. Not solely for attention. There are two types of ”sluts”, some are totally fine.

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