I can’t help but feel bad for you men. Why? Because you have to date women.
I have a hard enough time finding female friends that are up to my standards. I’d rather have zero friends than have a gaggle of vapid, gossiping harlots. But to have to actively pursue us & attempt keeping us happy? You poor, unfortunate souls. Sure, sure. Insert the dick-gobbling gangbang train memes that read: “I like to hang out with guys because they’re less drama.” But deep down you know it’s true. Isn’t that why you’d rather have beers with the guys than have long, deep conversation with a girl who’s given you a permanent spot in the friend zone? Because who really wants to be friends with females? It’s not easy. Men can easily refuse to deal with the drama unless it’s a guaranteed fuck, but at some point, you’re gonna have to deal with the bullshit. I’m not gonna go into the facts on how we are indoctrinated into being in constant competition with each other while you men are taught to be on the same team, and I’ll spare you the description of the difference between ‘women’ and ‘girls’, but in return you must set your preconceived judgments on me aside while I shed an honest light on why I wholeheartedly pity your plight with women.
Because who really wants to be friends with females?
First, I’d like to start with saying that I don’t hate women. I actually really appreciate my sisters who have talent & confidence, are self-sufficient, and aren’t completely batshit crazy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t know even the coolest of chicks are hard work. We’re emotional, over-analytical, highly irrational, and we require loads of conversation and attention—but don’t overdo it or we’ll write you off as clingy. We front like good looks, a big dick, and money don’t matter in a relationship, saying we want someone who is “smart, funny, dependable, stable, respectful,” and then end up with someone who is the exact opposite. We don’t even know what’s going through our own heads most times. Hence, all the conversations that need take place in order to gain an outsider point of view on why we’re so fucked up. I could pretend like I’m not any of these things, but I’m not one to piss on your shoes & tell you it’s raining. This isn’t me trying to insinuate that I’m the coolest girl in the world; I’m just leveling with you. I am a female that realizes how fucking crazy my own gender is.
COMMENTS
Wow. Well said. My only question is are you single?
Chelsea, are you dating anyone currently?
this is valhalla.
Well said.
a cunt!
Those 4 comments are totally not the same guy lol
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*couldn’t care less
I could always care less.
Chealsea, that was a great article. You are a really strong women and I can really read that through the text. I really don’t like how the other guys are trying to enter your privacy with those questions. That’s childish. But we should really go get a coffee sometimes, just to talk about stuff if you want…. plz reply…
Wehre and how does one find These Woman At the top of the hirachy Chelsea?
The woman who treats you right will appear as soon as you treat the right one with the same top-of-the-heirarchy courtesies. Kind of like kissing frogs, for lack of a better analogy. You might treat the wrong women right a few times before you find the good ones who don’t take advantage of your efforts. But honestly, when a man treats me with disrespect, he loses any chance he once had, therefore missing out on a good thing. So, moral is: treat ladies with respect until they show you they deserve otherwise.
My boyfriend cooks and cleans, he is a good lover (hihi) and he wasnt with over 30 ”sidechicks” before me. He is a gentleman, thats why I became a lady.
You’ve given me hope. I hope there are more of you in this world.
Lol Coco Chanelle that was an adorably sad and thinly-veiled attempt at hitting on the nearest pretty girl while under the guise of being the quntessential ultra sensitive guy…I’d venture to guess you’ve been in the friend zone once or twice by every woman ever lol
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Seems to me you need to surround yourself with better women. None of the women I hang out with or in my family act like this at all cuz yes, that shit IS fucking crazy.
I only surround myself with top-notch women. That doesn’t mean I don’t come in contact with the likes of “the others”. I know they’re out there, and unfortunately they are the majority. And really, we all as women struggle with hormonal fluctuations. That’s just science. But knowing how to tame the beast is an invaluable trait. So, thank you for being part of the awesome minority!
I dont think that women are asshole because of hormones. There are a lot of male assholes too. Homormones really dont play a big role in that. Its science. What you describe as ”science” isnt actually… true. If it was, women would get a free pass for being an asshole. After all they cant help it… ‘hust’
O Wow thanks for that, I also admire sell sufficient and extraordinary woman like my sister and I use her constantly to show every other women how they can succeed in any field, including computer science. But you are totally true and I have learn that trough my own girl friends . What I think brings balance back is once the shallow woman losses her looks she starts to realize that no one really want’s her company and that every person who ever pretend to be interested was lying. It’s just a shame that it takes that for most people to realize what really matters.
I am proud that you walk the Earth amongst us! Thank you for taking this article exactly the way I intended it to be taken.
Great article, the last paragraph is so deep, and i can’t find the words to describe how a man feels when a woman know how to talk to his inner mind im really looking forward to your articles <3
You should cook and clean for her too.
Wow. Never thought I’d come across a female Misogynist…
Oh this female is such a nice hearted person, dont you see how great she is? Unlike the other female fuckholes who dare to be bitchy at a moment of their life…you know crazy monsters, arent they? She is great, the others are only good for a fuck.
Of course men are truly gentlemen all of the time. But also…the only reason they are nice is because they want have a fuck. Nice, isnt it? The poor men who cant get sex. They spent their time with those evil whores, …yet are friend-zoned
This Article right here… is the realist ive real in a long time very good read i shall be passing this on so other can see
You need an editor and you need to never use ‘I’ again in a blog.
LOL. This is our house and we do what we want. Thanks though. If you’re looking for Pulitzer prize winning writers, you’ve come to the wrong place.
BOOM!
This bitch going back and forth with Chelea, already mentioned her blog. She’s here trying to piggyback off your success to direct traffic to her shit because she is CLEARLY one of the pains in the ass this write-up refers to. Way too much to say, STFU
Did I write this in my sleep? Such a great description of what I believe to be a large percentage of “girls”. I have been very greatful to not have such people involved up close and person in my life. The majority of my female friends including myself, know we have some interesting emotional complications within our minds/bodies but view it as another beauty of life … working on balance to achieve maximum life living. Will, compassion, awareness and mindfulness can take you anywhere you want to go.
Brilliant. You completely understood where I was coming from with this article. Thank you for being you! Proud to walk amongst females such as yourself.
Good post!
Let me just say that you are spot on about women. I am a guy in my mid 20s that has never been good enough for women, yes I’m still a virgin. I guess my situation has its advantages but I still get lonely as hell sometimes. I think it might be time for me to look for women overseas. Western women are garbage.
You had me until the “who will cook & clean for you” at the end. What about being female makes you a better chef or responsible for scrubbing shit out of the toilet? Or did you mean he would cook & clean “for” you too?
He better cook & clean for me too! All the parts I named in the top of the hierarchy of women are also applicable to the top of the hierarchy of men.
Fair is fair. If I’m bringing good qualities to the table, why can’t the woman bring the same? Like Chelsea mentioned, women keep wanting a level playing field, but don’t want to pull their weight. It’s a great article and I hope to write more posts in the future.
And for the guys trying to pick up on Chelsea in the comments…. your game is about as effective as a condom with holes in it.
Since my “batshit crazy radar” is often blinded by what a woman looks like on the outside or how badly I want her to meet my unreasonable expectations, I keep a few, very close, married/taken, ladyfriends close by to help me figure a potential girlfriend out. I’m terrible at trying to understand some ladies, but it always helps out to have a crew of some well respected “wingladies” to help a fella out. Chelsea, you sound a lot like one of my best friends, Emily. I love that girl to death. Cheers to you, ma’am, and thank you for your insightful and helpful article! I look forward to reading more of your thoughts on here!
Haha! Yeah, good looks & good sex can render men kind of retarded sometimes. I too have manfriends that I sometimes have to shake out of a trance in order to save them from the batshits. Nobody needs to knock up a schitzo!
Dont you think that men need to cook&clean too? If both partners work.
You’re a good lady for helping keep your guy friends out of those bad relationship. Split personalities are cool if you are leading two lives, like Batman or Ironman, but they’re a little less attractive in a potential mate.
Boom. So proud of this freaking blog. Some of the comments…well who the hell cares. You rock hun.
Sincerely lovely to see other women out there like myself who own their shit but ask others to own theirs as well. This is exactly why I don’t have many women friends and I really do have more guy friends. Too funny about rescuing your guy friends from batshit crazy ladies, I just did this for my guy best friend a couple of weeks ago. Walk away from the cute ass because that woman is nucking futs.
Hi, you have some very valid points there. Very politically incorrect. I myself put up a blog in which goes in line with your views: http://femalesexposed.tumblr.com and surprise surprise I am a girl. Nowadays, women have best of both worlds.
Cheers
Gabrielle
Ive met bitchy, ignorant men in my life. There isnt a big difference between the genders. Women are not ”crazy” just because they have hormones. This is bro-science. Maybe you make a similiar article about men who sleep around, get STD, are agressive and crazy. Just saying.
Like the ”friend-zone”. Oh these poor men who are nice to women because they want to fuck them. And those evil women who just dont want to fuck all guys who are nice to them. How evil of them…..
And calling women ”brainless fuckholes”…what kind of a person uses language like this? Not a grown decent woman, in my opinion. There are bitchy women. These women are for sure not only ”fuckholes”. Just as the bitchy men arent only ”dickholes”. People can be arrogant and bitchy, thats life.
You can’t use quotations for phrases & words I never actually used. YOU are the one using that language. And yeah, nobody is under the illusion that men OR women are a perfect gender. I just talk about females here because that’s what I wanted to fucking talk about. It’s called an angle. ?
Well, you clearly said that no one really wants to deal woth women unless they can fuck them. You do portray women as fuckholes without personality(of course not yourself because you can controll your evil hormones). The friend-zone is a funny word, because no one really should fall in love with a nice guy who has only one motive; sex. But who wants to be friends with those “females anyway? Thats just my point, I might ne wrong. Im 14 and from germany. So excuse me for my english.
You didnt lose one word about men, because in fact men react emotional too and they gossip just as much (mostly about women) . But again; think what you want. We might libe in different realities or I just happened to meet more male assholes and less female assholes than you
“Women lost the drive to earn Equality”. Well people dont have to earn this, black people dont need to “earn” being treated as equals so does women dont have to “earn” that. Thats a simple human right. Lmao…
There are many things people have to earn, such as a college degree. But being treated like an actual human being is a basic right I guess.
That goes for women, men, black, muslim, Christian…
Just my opinion.
Also; if you actually read some of the studies you would know that women generally do more in the household than men. EVEN if both work. The lie about “lazy women who want their man to do everything without making a fuss while demanding being equal to men” is laughable. Its just not reality. I dont even know why you would write this. Because your neighbour is a house-wife?
Other studies say that men on average have MORE sexual partners than women. So how can you, or some poor men, complain about the amount of sexual partners women have?
GOSSIP: It is a known fact that men and women gossip almost equally. Mostly about women (what a surprise). Never heard a conversation of them drinking their beer? How fucked up some statements are? Just as some female make fucked up statements.
Being emotional; well lets just say one, Drama-queens exists everywhere. No doubt that women are bitchier. But men are more aggressive. We just show our emotions differently.
You claim that women are highly irrational. Thats your experience. Men in fact are on average more rational, but the difference between genders isnt that fucking huge as some might think.
I want to add something.
””’saying we want someone who is “smart, funny, dependable, stable, respectful,” and then end up with someone who is the exact opposite””” How many women did you met who dated crazy assholes? There are women and men who forgive their partners for cheating.
Most women actually do have decent boyfriends who treat them like actual human beings. And for those who do end up in a violent relationship, I feel sorry for.
Sometimes we date cheater. But men date female assholes too since men and women cheat equally often. Thats life.
”We front like good looks, a big dick, and money don’t matter in a relationship” Actually no. Women do admit that looks matter and that they prefer a good lover in the bed and someone who can pay for his own. They just dont talk about everything with everyone. They dont act is if those things doesnt matter. Have you asked girls if they prefer a big cock? Would I ask a boy if he prefer a huge ass? Those questions are rather private. Last time I asked women if looks matter they gave the exact same answer as most men do ” yes but also the personality”.
””’Seems to me like the venti fat free chai tea no-water lattes started warping their feeble little minds” Except that no, most women dont demand everything while giving nothing back. How did you come to that conclusion? As mentioned women still do more of the house-work, while working at the same time http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-206381/Working-women-housework.html
Women are not lazy fucks, men arent either.
” I don’t care how loose a girl is, because I’m not going in there. But YOU are. And that would suck for you.” –> Men do sleep around too. You cant speak from this perspective if the ones you trying to ”feel sorry for” do the exact same thing. There are men who dont sleep around, there are women who don’t.
So and THANKS for enduring my endless rants.
I have met my fair share of great women, but I am glad there are some who realize how crazy women are. You have far too much thought traffic in those heads of yours. With this self-entitled Neo-feminist (pseudo feminist) movement. Women are being encouraged to be more crazier than usual. I am just glad I have been able to keep the craziest one’s away from me.
wow!
if nothing else, that was hugely entertaining!
looking forward for more! 🙂