Guys, enough with the bro shit! Acceptable concert/festival attire is as follows…

Guys, enough with the bro shit! Acceptable concert/festival attire is as follows…

Here’s a list of the only acceptable concert/festival outfits for guys

  • jeans (less than 1 hole in them)
  • t-shirt (less than 20% of the front has a graphic)
  • shoes (yea, no sandals dipshit)
  • hoodie (if weather dips below 50 degrees; 60, if you’re a gargantuan vagina)


The end.

BY GENTLEMAN BRADLEY

Happy concerting and festival-ing!

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