Category: Dating

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Women:  Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

Women: Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” - David Sedaris (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle ...
Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Over the lifespan of the Tasteless Gentlemen, I’ve drafted ample articles addressing the faults and shortcomings of the fairer sex. “Women,” to the la ...
My Mexican Girlfriend

My Mexican Girlfriend

I’ve found myself in an equation like this before: Me + a beautiful woman + a mutual attraction + an emotional bond = bisexual tension. Before I conti ...
Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

Marriage: A Sucker’s Bet

One piece of paper can fuck up everything. It’s very similar to the word “relationship” except on a much higher level, marriage is a surefire way to e ...
The Value of Lady Parts-Stock:  A Global Commodity

The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity

I had the recent pleasure of meeting one of The Tasteless Gentlemen staff writers. I won't name names, but she is a redhead. I am a friendly bartender ...
If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal

If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal

"What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after." Ernest Hemingway This is a TTG point for point rebuttal ...
You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date

You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date

“My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe..” Mark T ...
Romantic Comedies and the Fantasy Boyfriend

Romantic Comedies and the Fantasy Boyfriend

“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.” - Oscar Wilde Ever noticed the look your gi ...
Attagirl!!! You’ve Taken Your Attention-Whorishness To A Whole New Level

Attagirl!!! You’ve Taken Your Attention-Whorishness To A Whole New Level

Attagirl!!! You’ve Taken Your Attention-Whorishness To A Whole New Level Look, I'm not the best looking guy in the world... but some women have thoug ...
You’re Single Because You’re An Insufferable Cunt

You’re Single Because You’re An Insufferable Cunt

We all see you. We all know your type. You're the woman who's had a string of failed relationships over the course of your life... all of which we kno ...
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