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Tasteless News:  The Dirty Stories of 12/15/17

Tasteless News: The Dirty Stories of 12/15/17

Video: He was naked, unarmed and tripping on LSD. Police ordered their K-9 to attack him. This poor bastard.  I can’t help but feel sorry for this gu ...
I’ll Have Another Cosmo BJ Please

I’ll Have Another Cosmo BJ Please

I'll have another Cosmopolitan BJ please. -said no man ever There's a never ending article being published by Cosmopolitan magazine about the infini ...
Story Time:  A Female Hotel Guest Assaulted Me

Story Time: A Female Hotel Guest Assaulted Me

For a moment my sexual fantasy jumped on top of me.  Well, not exactly my sexual fantasy, more an approximation of the Platonic form of my sexual fant ...
Women:  Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

Women: Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” - David Sedaris (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle ...
Why do men continue to flog the dolphin while in a relationship?

Why do men continue to flog the dolphin while in a relationship?

When women ask why men in relationships still handle their business...  show them this!  I don’t honestly prefer handling myself to intercourse. It ...
My Mexican Girlfriend

My Mexican Girlfriend

I’ve found myself in an equation like this before: Me + a beautiful woman + a mutual attraction + an emotional bond = bisexual tension. Before I conti ...
The Value of Lady Parts-Stock:  A Global Commodity

The Value of Lady Parts-Stock: A Global Commodity

I had the recent pleasure of meeting one of The Tasteless Gentlemen staff writers. I won't name names, but she is a redhead. I am a friendly bartender ...
How to Be Single During the Holidays

How to Be Single During the Holidays

“Love, it turns out, is as undemocratic as money, so it accumulates around people who have plenty of it already: the sane, the healthy, the lovable.” ...
If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal

If He’s Not Dating You Properly, Don’t Date Him At All – A Men’s Rebuttal

"What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after." Ernest Hemingway This is a TTG point for point rebuttal ...
You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date

You Stalked Me. You Found Me: Things you should know before our first date

“My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe..” Mark T ...
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