Author: Bradley

The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute

The key to a man’s heart isn’t food, it’s playing the skin flute

This site has been rendered useless as a means of providing memes to the masses. In a last ditch attempt to save the content we already put so much ti ...
Ladies, your hypocrisy is showing, and it’s less appealing than your T&A photos

Ladies, your hypocrisy is showing, and it’s less appealing than your T&A photos

I am officially unable to keep my mouth shut about this any longer… and I’ve been good about remaining quiet for years (which is a monumental achi ...
Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Caution: Don’t Feed the Succubuses

Over the lifespan of the Tasteless Gentlemen, I’ve drafted ample articles addressing the faults and shortcomings of the fairer sex. “Women,” to the la ...
Your vomit-inducing Facebook comments are ruining the Internet

Your vomit-inducing Facebook comments are ruining the Internet

Life is all about relationships… with family, friends, lovers, pets, enemies, significant others, etc. Without such connections, let’s face it, life w ...
It’s time to face the music: women don’t do Anything

It’s time to face the music: women don’t do Anything

Let’s face it, most women don’t do shit. Now, before all of you proud vagina owners go getting your granny panties in a bunch, please note the adjecti ...
Attagirl!!! You’ve Taken Your Attention-Whorishness To A Whole New Level

Attagirl!!! You’ve Taken Your Attention-Whorishness To A Whole New Level

Attagirl!!! You’ve Taken Your Attention-Whorishness To A Whole New Level Look, I'm not the best looking guy in the world... but some women have thoug ...
You’re Single Because You’re An Insufferable Cunt

You’re Single Because You’re An Insufferable Cunt

We all see you. We all know your type. You're the woman who's had a string of failed relationships over the course of your life... all of which we kno ...
A few online dating tips for women…

A few online dating tips for women…

if(window.proper_display) { proper_display('tastelessgentlemen_content_1'); } 1. Stop using group photos as your primary profile image. Why you ...
You Had A Kid; You Didn’t Cure Cancer Or Establish World Peace – moved

You Had A Kid; You Didn’t Cure Cancer Or Establish World Peace – moved

Yeah, that’s right; you did what every single warm-blooded human being on this planet has been doing (or trying to do) since they discovered that thei ...
‘I just want a bad boy!’ Just stop… – moved

‘I just want a bad boy!’ Just stop… – moved

I can’t begin to tell you how many times I’ve heard a female utter the above phrase in reference to the fact she’s grown weary of dating “good guys” ( ...
Grandma knows you’re a whore!

Grandma knows you’re a whore!

Common sense isn’t common, and grandma thinks you’re a whore A few years back, I coined the phrase “Common sense is not common.” I sincerely doubt I ...
When Women Ask Why Men In Relationships Jerk Off, Show Them This

When Women Ask Why Men In Relationships Jerk Off, Show Them This

When women ask why men in relationships still handle their business...  show them this!  I don’t honestly prefer handling myself to intercourse. It ...
Guys, enough with the bro shit! Acceptable concert/festival attire is as follows…

Guys, enough with the bro shit! Acceptable concert/festival attire is as follows…

Here’s a list of the only acceptable concert/festival outfits for guys jeans (less than 1 hole in them) t-shirt (less than 20% of the front ha ...
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