Author: Alex Jordan

Alex JordanExpert at leaving women disappointed physically and emotionally. Writer. Drinker. Humorist. Underachiever.

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The Whiskey Endeavors Vol 1. Getting My Red Wings

The Whiskey Endeavors Vol 1. Getting My Red Wings

“I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.” - M ...
Your Tinder Profile Sucks, just like you.

Your Tinder Profile Sucks, just like you.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.- Kurt Vonnegut There’s this thing that happens ...
Women Don’t Want Romance.  They Want The Most Impressive Wedding Date.

Women Don’t Want Romance.  They Want The Most Impressive Wedding Date.

Men are governed by lines of intellect - women: by curves of emotion.  - James Joyce A good friend of mine once took out a friend’s new roommate on a ...
You’re Not a Princess and You Don’t Deserve Better

You’re Not a Princess and You Don’t Deserve Better

“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.” - Oscar Wilde Close your eyes right now.  Imagine you’re at a coffee shop, or ...
Binge Eating Disorder: Imaginary Maladies of a Lazy Nation

Binge Eating Disorder: Imaginary Maladies of a Lazy Nation

“You can't just eat good food. You've got to talk about it too. And you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food.” - Kurt ...
#PrayforParis – Moulin Ruse

#PrayforParis – Moulin Ruse

“In Paris they simply stared at me when I spoke to them in French. I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.” Mark Twain ...
BBC News: No woman ‘totally straight’, study says

BBC News: No woman ‘totally straight’, study says

Via: BBC News Everybody was cheering you on.  Beer bottles were clanking and frat boys chanted as you locked tongues with your best friend and thi ...
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