Author: Alex Jordan

Alex JordanExpert at leaving women disappointed physically and emotionally. Writer. Drinker. Humorist. Underachiever.

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No Hope for the Human Race: What’s Trending  12/14/16

No Hope for the Human Race: What’s Trending 12/14/16

N.J. trooper pulled over women to ask them out, covered it up, state says Marquice Prather was arrested not just for pulling women over to ask them o ...
Story Time:  A Female Hotel Guest Assaulted Me

Story Time: A Female Hotel Guest Assaulted Me

For a moment my sexual fantasy jumped on top of me.  Well, not exactly my sexual fantasy, more an approximation of the Platonic form of my sexual fant ...
Relationships or Flings:  Which one is better?

Relationships or Flings: Which one is better?

“That is how you get to be a writer, incidentally: you feel somehow marginal, somehow slightly off-balance all the time.” - Kurt Vonnegut Today, I’ ...
A Guide to Offending Liberals and Conservatives

A Guide to Offending Liberals and Conservatives

Most ignorance is vincible ignorance. We don't know because we don't want to know. - Aldous Huxley (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []) ...
Women:  Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

Women: Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” - David Sedaris (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle ...
Why We Write Articles

Why We Write Articles

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); “The first draft of anything is shit.” - Ernest Hemingway First, I’d like to acknowled ...
You’re Not a Jerk Just Because She Didn’t Get What She Wanted

You’re Not a Jerk Just Because She Didn’t Get What She Wanted

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.” - Kurt Vonnegut Throughout my college years I worked man ...
A Drinker’s Guide to Life

A Drinker’s Guide to Life

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” - Hemingway (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); My great grandpa once said t ...
How to Be Single During the Holidays

How to Be Single During the Holidays

“Love, it turns out, is as undemocratic as money, so it accumulates around people who have plenty of it already: the sane, the healthy, the lovable.” ...
Bad Lip Reading of the Empire Strikes Back

Bad Lip Reading of the Empire Strikes Back

Finally, somebody did something to improve the bad writing of George Lucas.  Now if somebody could fix everything that JJ Abrams is doing with  episod ...
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