Author: Alex Jordan

Alex JordanExpert at leaving women disappointed physically and emotionally. Writer. Drinker. Humorist. Underachiever.

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Bad job interview advice

Bad job interview advice

Going for a job interview? I suggest you go in drunk just to let them know you can work under any condition. If you're being interviewed by a woman, ...
The many uses of the Nokia:  The toughest phone there ever was

The many uses of the Nokia: The toughest phone there ever was

This old Nokia was a tough son of a bitch. I found the one I had back when I was in high school when I was back home for Thanksgiving and the battery ...
Couples cringe:  The worst people dating each other

Couples cringe: The worst people dating each other

I guess it's true that there's somebody out there for everyone, even those who make us cringe. This right here is the solid gold standard of cringe d ...
The worst eyebrows on the internet

The worst eyebrows on the internet

Here is a collection of the worst eyebrows mankind has to offer. People have always done stupid things and the amazing part about the internet is we ...
Denny’s marketing team is losing their minds

Denny’s marketing team is losing their minds

The Denny's marketing team is off the reservation and I'm not mad at all. It's shit food so whatever they do to keep themselves entertained is fine b ...
Girl gives advice on how guys should take a self-D

Girl gives advice on how guys should take a self-D

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Cringe that hurts the eyes

Cringe that hurts the eyes

The internet has done many great things for society, but the down side of the internet is that it has exposed us to the unbelievably cringey things pe ...
Shocking things your sleeping position can tell you

Shocking things your sleeping position can tell you

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Robert Graves is the greatest troll on the internet

Robert Graves is the greatest troll on the internet

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Women are the cause of war

Women are the cause of war

“Most men are a little better than their circumstances give them a chance to be.”   - William Faulkner First, let me start out by admitting I agree ...
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